World War Z: Zombies, Zombies Everywhere

Brad Pitt and family run from the zombies in World War Z
Brad Pitt and family run from the zombies in World War Z

Somehow during the early part of the 21st century zombies in popular culture became downright…dare I say!?…respectable. It wasn’t too long ago that zombies were mostly confined to the movies and even then could only be seen on TV late at night or via VHS. Now, the dead attract a much wider audience as one of the most popular series on television is The Walking Dead and the upcoming feature film World War Z out now has a reported $200+ million dollar budget* and stars none-other than “Mr. Movies” himself Brad Pitt.

Jim (Cillian Murphy) in 28 Days Later
Jim (Cillian Murphy) in 28 Days Later

The modern zombie movie was created by George Romero and John Russo with their film Night of the Living Dead in 1968. While Night of the Living Dead is a masterpiece, most zombies movies that would follow over the next 30+ years were cheaply made and substituted blood and gore for story and plot. That was up until the release of 28 Days Later in 2002.

Directed by Danny Boyle and written by Alex Garland, 28 Days Later replaced the slow-moving zombie with cheetah-fast people infected with a rabies-like “Rage” virus. Here, a Great Britain is decimated by this plague and a small band of survivors are looking to get out of an overrun London to a peaceful countryside where the military says they’re still in control.

What would follow over the next 10+ years would be many, many zombie movies. Some of these would feature fast zombies and some the slow ones. A few of the movies like Shaun of the Dead, I Am Legend and REC would be good, but the vast majority would be bad. Very bad. Very, very, very bad.

Zombies of Night of the Living Dead
Zombies of Night of the Living Dead

The zombie genera would take a big step towards respectability with the release of the comic book The Walking Dead in ’03 and TV series based on the comic in ’10.

Since Night of the Living Dead is in the public domain, The Walking Dead creator Robert Kirkman originally wanted to create a comic that would have been a direct update/continuation of Night of the Living Dead story. In fact, the original name of this comic was to be Night of the Living Dead. Luckily for him, though, he retitled and released his creation as The Walking Dead.

Chandler Riggs and Andrew Lincoln in The Walking Dead
Chandler Riggs and Andrew Lincoln in The Walking Dead

If he would have kept the Night of the Living Dead title, I don’t think any producers would have wanted to take a chance on a TV series that could be argued it too was in the public domain like the source material and we never would have had The Walking Dead TV show.

While The Walking Dead comic was and is popular, The Walking Dead would really only enter the public’s consciousness with the debut of the TV series of the same name on AMC. That series continues to be watched by tens of millions of people with each showing and is consistently one of the most watched weekly series on cable and network TV.

And now comes the next step in the zombie domination of all media; the big-star and big-budget film World War Z (WWZ).

Book cover to World War Z
Book cover to World War Z

Based on the book of the same name, WWZ takes place on a world slowly being overrun with the speedy dead. As humanity faces down extinction, it’s up to Brad Pitt and what’s left of the armies and governments of the world to fight back, find the source of the zombie plague and the answer to the dead.

Interestingly enough, the original WWZ novel (2006) takes place AFTER humanity has already won the war with the zombies rather than during the war as the movie does. In the book, the Brad Pitt character travels the world recording a history of the battles from with the dead, rather than actually doing any of the fighting himself.

World War Z is currently playing in theaters.

*To put $200 million number into perspective, the original George Romero zombie trilogy that sparked all this zombie mania had a COMBINED budget of around $5 million. TOTAL.

Post apocalypse TV takes over

We live in a time where there’s not ONE or TWO or even THREE post-apocalyptic TV series. There’s FIVE!

Falling Skies
Falling Skies

The Walking Dead (AMC)

  • Do I watch? Yep.
  • The good: When the story is paced well, the stories of TWD are amazing.
  • The bad: When the story is paced poorly, TWD can be as slow as molasses.

Revolution (NBC)

  • Do I watch? I did, but I gave up on it.
  • The good: Revolution is a fantastical version of The Walking Dead minus the zombies that’s heavy on action and light on horror.
  • The bad: Ultimately, Revolution had a lot of promise but it tried to hard to sell the central plot point of why all electrical devices stopped working. Which honestly I just didn’t find all that interesting.

Falling Skies (TNT)

  • Do I watch? Yep.
  • The good: At it’s best, Falling Skies is a dark look at last remnants of humanity trying to hold on to what’s left and fight back against an alien invasion.
  • The bad: I didn’t think the second season of Falling Skies was as good as the first. It seemed a bit lighter in tone and this might be intentional. Regardless, I still really like this show.

Defiance (SyFy)

  • Do I watch? I haven’t seen this one.
  • The good: Anytime SyFy creates original programming other than reality series is a good thing.
  • The bad: So I need to play a video game in order to fully understand the Defiance TV series? C’mon!

Under the Dome (Premiers June, CBS)

  • Will I watch? I’m planning on it.
  • The good: Based on a Stephen King novel of the same name. Need I say more?
  • The bad: CBS isn’t exactly known for critically acclaimed series. And the vibe I’m getting from Under the Dome is more Revolution than The Walking Dead.

How many zombies are there in the world of The Walking Dead?

Watching The Walking Dead the other day I started wondering just how many zombies were there in that post apocalyptic world? So far it seems like the show has covered around two years time, or at least there have been two winters in the show.

The Walking DeadLet’s assume that since the start of the outbreak 90% of humanity has been turned into zombies and that only 10% survived unscathed. That would mean there would be about 280 million zombies and 31 million people in the US. It would mean that around Atlanta, where the show is set, there would be around 390,000 zombies and 43,000 survivors.

And watching The Walking Dead it sure seems that there’s a lot less people around than that, but again my numbers are a guess at best.

Assuming that the second year the zombies infect and turn (say) 40% of the remaining population would mean that in year two there would be about 13 million new zombies and just 18 million survivors left in the country and 17,000 new zombies and just 26,000 people around Atlanta.

Which if this kept up would mean the doom of humanity.

However, one thing I don’t feel The Walking Dead takes into account would be the the gradual decay of the zombie. If a piece of meat is left outside in the spring, summer or fall in a matter of days that meat will be infested by insects, will be a boiling mass of maggots a week later and a boney carcass soon after that. And assuming that since the zombies of the show are, well, the walking dead they too would quickly fall victim to this decay. A few weeks into the show there should be zombies unable to walk because of joint decay and muscles slowly being eaten away and most of them shouldn’t be able to see since the first thing insects attack are things like soft eyeballs. Ick!

Realistically, zombies created on the first day of the outbreak should be, shall we say, “out of commission” no later than just a few months later. And while there are new zombies being made all the time, there would be less total zombies overall since there’s less of a total human population to make new zombies out of.

It would make sense that if in the first year of the outbreak there were 280 million zombies that by the end of the second all those zombies would be out of commission, leaving just the 13 million new zombies. I’d also assume that with less zombies the turning rate in humans would drop too, let’s assume ever year that turn rate drops by half.

  • Year 1: 280 million zombies,  31 million people
  • Year 2: 13 million zombies, 18 million people
  • Year 3: 3.6 million zombie, 14.4 million people
  • Year 4: 1.4 million zombies, 13 million people
  • Year 5: 650,000 zombies, 12.3 million people

The zombies greatest weakness is a dwindling human population since new zombies cannot be born, only made from already living people. And with less people around would mean less zombies too.

Realistically, I’d think that with many more people than zombies in the third year we’d have the zombies licked. And by year five the war would be over. That is if humanity were able to survive the plagues and famines that would surly follow something like a zombie apocalypse!

But I’m going to take a stretch and assume that in The Walking Dead the number of zombies will remain constant no matter how long the show rolls on. 😉

Yes, my brain really does work this way.

Revenge of Horror TV!

I have to admit that sometimes I’m a “glass half empty” kind’a guy. I let things like the current state of network TV get me down when instead I should be focusing on the positive, like some seriously great dramas that are about to premiere on cable; namely American Horror Story on FX and The Walking Dead on AMC.

Last spring I took issue with the current state of The Walking Dead. I felt that the story of the show had grown a bit stale and that things weren’t progressing as I’d hoped they would.

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