Direct Beam Comms #111

TV

The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story ***/****

After The People v. O. J. Simpson: American Crime Story debuted in 2016 and was a critical smash it wasn’t surprising that FX put another American Crime series on the fast-track. That show, which is still in the works two years later, was supposed to be about hurricane Katrina and New Orleans, but proved to be too complex so was shelved. Now, what was originally set to be the third series instead debuted last week as the second — The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story.

This time the true-crime angle is of spree-killer Andrew Cunanan (Darren Criss) who in the summer of 1997 murdered four men from Minnesota to Illinois to New Jersey before ending up in Miami Beach where he most famously shot and killed Gianni Versace (Edgar Ramírez) outside his home. The first episode of the series focused on Cunanan’s murder of Versace as well as flashing back in time to the early 1990s when we meet both the killer and Versace in their somewhat formative years.

I remember the summer of 1997 when the killings started it was news, but not top news. Then as things progressed it became headline news but after Versace was murdered networks the news outlets would break into their regular coverage to provide updates on the case, going so far as to broadcast live the raid of Cunanan’s final hideout on TV.

I really enjoyed the first American Crime series but think part of that was because the series was mostly focused on the trial of OJ Simpson and the media circus surrounding that and less about the actual murder. And while I can see a “media circus” element happening in The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story there won’t be any trial component since Cunanan killed himself eight days after killing Versace.

Even though the series is titled The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story I suppose too much of The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story will deal with Cunanan’s other murders as well as that above mentioned “media circus” that surrounded him and those events. I can’t imagine there’s enough story to justify ten episodes of just Cunanan and Versace.

Corporate **/****

The new Comedy Central sitcom Corporate debuted last week. The series is funny enough if it borrows maybe a bit too much from what’s come before in other similar corporation themed series. Like the beginning of Corporate is pretty much a direct lift from the “TPS reports” part of Office Space — here it’s being sure to CC everyone in on e-mails, but the gist if the joke is the same. In many ways too Corporate feels like a version of the British TV series The IT Crowd with the zany, slightly nutty and dangerous bosses with a dash of Better Off Ted’s weird corporate culture and faux corporation TV commercials thrown in for good measure.

There’s nothing wrong from borrowing from past series but I do have to question why an office themed TV series would choose to ape one of the best known skits from one of the most beloved office related films of all time? That just seems dumb to me. I think Corporate can turn into an interesting TV series if it’s ever able to shed the weight of what’s come before and create something new.

Comics

Incredible Hulk Epic Collection: Fall of the Pantheon

I had almost forgotten that I collected The Incredible Hulk comics in the early 1990s. I think I was collecting them since I was in awe of then Hulk artist Dale Keown at the time but even after he left the book I kept buying them because of the wonderful writing of Peter David with art by Gary Frank. Many of those David/Frank comics I loved so much are collected here with Incredible Hulk Epic Collection: Fall of the Pantheon.

From Marvel:

Hulk goes to Hel and back! First, Hulk and the Pantheon face a painful — and all too human — loss. But Hela herself soon claims the Hulk in an Asgardian underworld epic! Then, it’s the end of an era as the Pantheon is torn apart from within! Agamemnon stands trial, one among them falls and the Hulk’s rage transforms him into a savage…Bruce Banner?! While Doc Samson strives to save Bruce’s mind, Betty battles for her life — and the stage is set for a new status quo. In hiding and struggling to remain calm, the Hulk takes on Man-Thing, the Abomination and the Punisher! Plus: Hulk shares a symbiotic showdown with Venom and joins Hank Pym and the Wasp in a true Tale to Astonish!

Movies

The Movie Chain: #3: Strange Days (1995)

Last week: The Abyss

The Movie Chain is a weekly, micro-movie review where each week’s film is related to the previous week’s movie in some way.

All through the 1990s there was an excitement building about the turn of the millennium where we’d be leaving the 20th century and heading to the 21st where surly things would be great. One of the movies of the time that capitalized on this fervor was Strange Days. Directed by Kathryn Bigelow and co-written by James Cameron of last week’s The Abyss, Strange Days takes place on New Year’s Eve 1999 and is a little too ahead of its time with its technology. In the movie Ralph Fiennes plays Lenny Nero, a dealer of black market videos that depict everything from porn to robberies. But these aren’t just regular old VHS tapes, in the 1999 of Strange Days these recordings give the viewer an immersive experience where they actually feel like they’re making it with a porn star or robbing a convenience store. The twist here is that one of these recordings accidentally captures the LAPD murdering a man, and the two cops that committed the crime will stop at nothing to destroy the recording. And all this is taking place around the turn of 1999 to 2000 with all the celebrations and craziness and hedonism that was happening in the world of Strange Days.

The technology of Strange Days is pretty cool, the device the the person wears to view these recordings is called a SQUID and looks pretty much just like a technological version of its namesake that’s attached to the person’s head. 23 years later we’re just starting to get to the technological level of what’s in the 1999 world of Strange Days.

Now mostly a forgotten film, Strange Days is a typical 1990s action-thriller that tried to look forward to what the future was going to be like and got some stuff wrong and some stuff right. Movies like The Net, Hackers and Johnny Mnemonic were all released alongside Strange Days and all dealt with many of the same ideas. I haven’t seen Strange Days for a while now but remember it liking it when it first came out.

I wouldn’t call Strange Days a cult movie, but director Kathryn Bigelow is known as the director of the cult film Near Dark and would go onto direct The Hurt Locker which would win six Academy Awards including Best Picture and Best Director as well.

Next week: “Who here has been in a helo crash before?”

The Reading List

Cool TV Posters of the Week

TV Mountains

I was impressed a few years back when a friend of mine watched an entire season of 24 in a single weekend. Without commercials that’s about 18 hours of TV in two days, which is a whole lot of “butt in the couch” time. Which got me thinking — in this day and age where people binge TV series all the time, if Mount Everest is the hardest mountain to climb, then what are the hardest TV series to binge?

These are the TV Mountains.

Difficulty: Easy

The Walking Dead

These TV mountains can be climbed in around a week of TV binging.

The Walking Dead: This series originally debuted back in 2010 but doesn’t have seasons that are too long so there’s only been around 100 episodes produced so far, or around 75 hours of TV to date.

Lost: Lost ended its run a few years ago at 121 episodes or around 90 hours of TV.

Difficulty: Moderate

These TV mountains can be climbed via few weeks of TV binging.

The Simpsons

The Simpsons: Airing new episodes since 1989, to date there’s been more than 620 episodes of the series produced. But since each episode of The Simpsons is just 30 minutes long, less minus commercials, you could make it through all of The Simpsons to date in about 205 hours.

Supernatural: This long-running series is currently in its 13th season and has aired more than 280 episodes or about 210 hours of TV. But like The Walking Dead and The Simpsons, Supernatural is showing no signs of stopping, so even if you finish all of Supernatural there’ll be more to watch later.

Difficulty: Difficult

These TV mountains can only be climbed via many weeks of TV binging.

Dark Shadows

Law & Order: Airing since 1990, the Law & Order franchise has produced more than 450 episodes of TV. The series is so popular new episodes are still being produced and the various Law & Order series airs in syndication on many outlets. So far there’s been about 335 hours of Law & Order created. Or, if you did nothing but watch Law & Order back to back and didn’t sleep, it would still take you more than two weeks to make it through all the series.

Dark Shadows: This classic gothic soap opera aired more than 1,200 episodes between 1966 and 1971. Each episode was only 30 minutes long, minus commercials, but still makes for more than 405 hours of TV.

Difficulty: Severe

These TV mountains can only be climbed via months of TV binging.

Tom Baker as Doctor Who

Star Trek: Counting all the various incarnations of Star Trek there are more than 725 episodes of this series or more than 540 hours of TV and counting. To put that number into perspective, doing nothing but watching Star Trek 40 hours a week it would take you more than 13 weeks to finish. Assuming you’d be able to make it through the first season of Star Trek: The Next Generation, that is.

Doctor Who: There’s been more than 835 episodes of Doctor Who created since the series began in 1963 which makes by my estimation more than 555 hours of time and relative dimension in space TV viewing.

Difficulty: Extremely Severe

This TV mountain can only be climbed via years of TV binging.

General Hospital

General Hospital: General Hospital is the longest running US soap opera and has been producing new episodes on a weekday basis since 1963. Back in 2014 it entered the record books as having the most episodes of any TV series at more than 13,000, or, around 8,600 hours of TV. If Star Trek would take you 13 weeks to finish at 40 hours a week then General Hospital would take you more than FOUR YEARS to finish at the same rate!

The most difficult part of watching all of General Hospital, the Mount Everest of TV shows that’s still growing, would be finding all the episodes. My guess is that in the intervening more than half-century since the show debuted some of the early episodes would have been lost because of time and shortsightedness. But even if most of the episodes are still around finding them would be difficult. First is the huge amount of episodes, so at some point cost acquiring them is going to be an issue. Then there’s the fact that for the most part only seasons of General Hospital that are just a few years old are available making full seasons that aired even prior to 2010 hard, if not impossible, to find.

I take it back, General Hospital isn’t the Mount Everest of TV series, it’s Mount Impossible of TV series!

Direct Beam Comms #110

TV

Philip K. Dick’s Electric Dreams ***/****

TV series and movies over the last several years have mined many of author Philip K. Dick’s ideas. Mostly known as the writer of novels like Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? and We Can Remember It for You Wholesale which were turned into mega-movie-blockbusters Blade Runner and Total Recall, over the years Dick was a prolific writer having penned hundreds of stories and novels. One of Dick’s favorite themes was the notion of how can you be absolutely sure that reality is, well, real, and how can you tell a simulation from the real thing if the simulation is perfect in every way?

These themes Dick would turn to again and again just so happen to be the themes of several popular TV series these days that, while aren’t based on a specific piece of Dick’s work none-the-less are based on his ideas.

Shows like Westworld with robots who live and work inside a theme park that don’t know they’re robots would be right at home in Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?. And the battle that takes place inside of character David Haller’s mind on the show Legion fits perfectly with the themes explored in We Can Remember It for You Wholesale. Even a show like Black Mirror that owes a great debt to the series The Twilight Zone owes an even bigger debt to the works of Dick. Time and again episodes of that show explores the notion of a reality altered by some technology gone amok with the episode entitled “Metalhead” being directly influenced by Dick’s story “Second Variety” that was also adapted as the movie Screamers.

Even one of Dick’s own books The Man in the High Castle about an altered reality where Germany and Japan both won WW2 is currently a series on Amazon Prime, to which a new anthology series entitled Philip K. Dick’s Electric Dreams joined last week.

This series originally aired last year in the UK and now all episodes are currently available to stream on Prime.

In the first episode entitled “Real Life” that takes place in a somewhat distant future, detective Sarah (Anna Paquin) is trying to get over the murder of 15 of her colleagues. To help her relax Sarah’s significant other Katie (Rachelle Lefevre) suggests she try spending some time in a virtual world where she’ll be able to forget real life and take part in a simulated one. In this virtual world Katie becomes George (Terrence Howard), a billionaire software tycoon living in a time just a few years from our own investigating the murder of his wife. As Sarah starts spending more time in the virtual realm as George and things there begin to collide with things in Sarah’s “real” world, from people to places to the fact that George’s dead wife is also named Katie and also looks like Sarah’s Katie. Sarah begins questioning which is the real life and which is the virtual one? Is Sarah living in a futuristic world where there are literally flying cars, or is George’s reality of having to fight through the pain of losing a loved one real instead?

From start to finish “Real Life” was Philip K. Dick 101 with questioning and examining the nature of reality with one heck of an ending. I thought I had the ending pinned down at about the halfway mark of “Real Life” but wasn’t anywhere close as to where the episode went.

To me, Electric Dreams is modern Outer Limits in tone and structure, it’s very much more of a story and idea driven show than a character one, but I don’t think this is a bad thing. In fact I liked Electric Dreams a great deal and would probably not like it as much is it were something like a clone of Black Mirror.

Krypton TV spot

Movies

The Movie Chain: #2: The Abyss (1989)

The Movie Chain is a weekly, micro-movie review where each week’s film is related to the previous week’s movie in some way.

Last week: The Hunt for Red October

In the 1980s writer/director James Cameron was on a bit of a hot-streak. While his first film Piranha Part Two: The Spawning was forgettable at best, his next were to become two of the most beloved films of the sci-fi genera; Terminator and Aliens. So when Cameron’s next movie was announced to close-out the 1980s with The Abyss in 1989 fans of sci-fi were excited. This movie about the crew of an undersea mining platform who when a disaster strikes are simultaneously stranded at the bottom of the ocean while also discovering that there might be alien life down there probably had too many expectations going against it to ever reach the heights of the likes of Terminator or Aliens. While those other two films are both fun, action “shoot-em-up” movies, The Abyss, while having some action in it, is more of a thinking person’s movie.

Much like with The Hunt for Red October there’s a strong “techno-thriller” vibe running through this film. There’s even a nuclear sub in The Abyss that could have been used directly in The Hunt for Red October without any changes.

Both The Abyss and The Hunt for Red October were a part of a group of films at that time period that all took place at the bottom of the sea. In addition to those two there were the cheapy flicks DeepStar Six and Leviathan both from 1989 too. If The Hunt for Red October is a great film and The Abyss a flawed sort of masterpiece then DeepStar Six and Leviathan are both fun, if a bit dated, “b” or “c” grade schlock fare.

Next week: Let’s party like it’s 1999.

Black Panther TV spot

Cool Movie Poster of the Week

Direct Beam Comms #109

TV

The X-Files Season 11 “My Struggle III” **/****

Undoubtedly The X-Files is one of the most successful TV franchise in the last 25 years. “Wait,” you say, “25 years? That’s impossible!” But it’s not, this series which debuted back in the fall of 1993 has been around so long that as of right now most people alive have never lived in a world without The X-Files. To them this series has always been around in one for or another be it via the two feature The X-Files films or the 211 episode series which kind’a wrapped up in 2002. I say “kind’a” since a six episode continuation series appeared on FOX back in 2016 and now two years later a ten episode season is currently airing there too.

The 2016 season divided viewers of the series. On the one hand, some wanted The X-Files to be setup like more modern series with a strong season-long story. On the other were people, myself included, who thought that the six-episode continuation of The X-Files was just that, a “continuation,” so why mess with success?

That being said, I thought the first episode of this latest season of The X-Files was a bit of a mess. I’m a fan of the show, watched the old series along with the new and even I was confused as to what was going on here. It seemed like the cliffhanger in the final episode last season, which had most of the planet being overcome by a sickness meant to wipe out humanity with Scully (Gillian Anderson) being abducted by aliens in the final moments of the show were a dream. Or maybe really a vision of the future that our heroes might be able to stop since Scully’s having seizures? Or were they in fact visions sent by Scully and Mulder’s (David Duchovny) son? And maybe the kid really isn’t Mulder’s son like he thinks? But maybe he is. And the Cigarette Smoking Man (William B. Davis) makes a return after seemingly being killed decades ago in the series and is out to murder Mulder and Scully. Or maybe he’s really trying to protect them? Or maybe it’s all a double cross and he’s really out to murder them after all?

At the end of “My Struggle III” I was more confused as to what was all going on than when I started the episode and found myself hoping later ones, especially the “monster of the week” episodes that were so good last season, will be the ones to see.

LA to Vegas **/****

LA to Vegas is a new FOX sitcom about the lives of the crew of an airline that makes flights from LA to Las Vegas each weekend. The crew intermingles with passengers who make weekly flights with them and others who are going to Vegas for the first time. The series has an interesting mix of characters from Ronnie (Kim Matula), a flight attendant who wants out of her boring airline route and routine, pilot Dave (Dylan McDermott) who’s a bit too laid back at his job and weekly passenger Artem (Peter Stormare) who goes to Vegas to gamble and will gamble on anything that’s going on in the plane.

I think the concept of *LA to Vegas is a strong one where each episode stars the crew of the plane, the regular passengers and new passengers who cycle in and out as well. The first episode’s new passengers were a couple who’d set off to Vegas to elope, but where the boyfriend ends up coming home alone and unmarried in the end.

I enjoyed LA to Vegas but thought that the first episode, humorously the pilot episode which could be the actual title of the episode, was a little flat since every funny moment in it was already played out on the constant stream of TV spots FOX has been airing promoting this show the last few months. Also, I’m not sure if the tone of the series is quite there yet. In some cases LA to Vegas was a raunchy FX-like show, in others it wanted to be a sweet sitcom.

Still, I’m interested to see where this goes and am planning on adding LA to Vegas to my weekly TV watching schedule.

Movies

The Movie Chain #1: The Hunt for Red October (1990)

The Movie Chain is a weekly, micro-movie review where each week’s film is related to the previous week’s movie in some way. Since this is the first part I randomly decided to start with the movie The Hunt For Red October since it happened to be on TV when I thought of this idea.

The Hunt for Red October is one of my favorite movies of the 1990s. Based on the book of the same name by writer Tom Clancy, The Hunt for Red October became the prototypical “techno-thriller” that was very popular in that time period where the technology of the movie, here a submarine that is silent and undetectable and therefor could nuke the US without warning, is as important as the characters or story. Most of The Hunt for Red October deals with the captain of said Soviet submarine (Sean Connery). Trying to help is CIA agent Jack Ryan (Alec Baldwin) who has to figure out how to help him pull the defection off without a) getting everyone aboard the sub killed in the process, b) not letting the Soviets know what’s happened and, most importantly, c) not accidentally starting WWIII.

The Hunt for Red October is a movie that once it gets going never lets up right to the end. Directed by John McTiernan who was in the middle of one of the hottest streaks any director could have, coming off of Predator and then Die Hard, The Hunt for Red October was really a harbinger of movies to come that were also based on best-selling books and would be turned into hit films like Jurassic Park and The Silence of the Lambs.

Next week: MORE UNDERWATER MADNESS!

The Reading & Watch List

Cool Movie & TV Posters of the Week

Best of the rest

Superheroes with a sense of humor

There is a tendency to make superhero movies dark — just look at almost any movie based on DC comics to see what I mean. That’s why I’m so happy that movies based on Marvel characters have a sense of humor, and lately those movies have even been funny too. Films this year like Thor: Ragnarok and Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 had downright comedic elements that made me laugh more during them than any comedy film in recent memory. And to be honest, I’d rather go to a movie to have fun and laugh with the characters on screen who take revelry in the joys of having superpowers — than spend that time contemplating how bad things are. There’s too much of that kind of contemplation in real-life right now.

Even the non-Marvel Marvel movies were pretty good this year

If you ask me the best superhero movie of 2017 was the final X-Men movie Logan. It had it all; was well-acted, well written, had an interesting setting, etc. etc. etc. And the same goes for the latest Spider-Man movie Spider-Man: Homecoming too that had lots of humor and a great story too. And the most interesting thing about those films is that while they’re based on characters from Marvel, they were produced by studios other than Marvel Studios. 20th Century Fox for the X-Men characters and Sony for Spider-Man. Which means that it’s not just the geniuses at Marvel who can make good superhero movies, it can be anyone if they’re given enough leeway from the studios to see their vision through to the end without too much interference.

Taika Waititi

I think the director of the best Marvel Studios movie this year Taika Waititi with Thor: Ragnarok should be let to direct whatever movie he wants next. Be it comic book or otherwise. The guy had a hand in the brilliant Flight of the Conchords TV series and his last two movies before Ragnarok, What We Do in the Shadows and Hunt for the Wilderpeople were funny and moving and as brilliant as Ragnarok too. Heck, he also played via motion capture and voiced the character of Korg inRagnarok who arguably stole the show from the likes of Loki (Tom Hiddleston) and even Thor (Chris Hemsworth).

The Eclipse

I’ve been looking forward to the eclipse that happened last August for quite some time now. And though it wasn’t a total one in our area, nonetheless I thought it was pretty cool. It’s not every day that the Moon has the gall, downright audacity to pass in front of the Sun!

Bruce Springsteen had a really interesting life

I wasn’t huge fan of Bruce Springsteen’s music growing up. I think some of that had to do with him being one of the mega-music stars of the 1980s, his music being everywhere and his “Born in the USA” being used as an anthem for, well, just about everything. Still, I’m interested enough in Springsteen as a person to have checked out his autobiography Born to Run and am glad I did. Springsteen’s lived such a unique and varied life, from being penniless to almost

being drafted during the Vietnam War to then becoming one of the most successful musical acts of all time that his autobiography is one of the best reads I’ve had in a while. Oh, and he can really write and is one heck of a wordsmith too. Then again that shouldn’t be too much of a surprise as the guy’s become a multi-millionaire by being one of the world’s most recognizable songwriters.

The best story to take place in Antarctica since The Thing: Whiteout

The comic series Whiteout has been around for a while now but recently a new collected edition was released that includes every Whiteout comic story ever. About a US Marshall at a station in Antartica who has to investigate the first murder there, Whiteout is a nail-biter from beginning to end written by the great Greg Rucca with some of the best looking harsh, yet realistic looking art from Steve Lieber.