2018 best of the rest

My favorite book about things clipped from newspapers

As a kid I used to clip ads for movies out of the newspaper — Sundays were the best since the ads that day were in color. While I gave up after a while, Michael Gingold didn’t and spent much of the 1980s snipping ads for horror movies from papers in New York and New England, of which became basis of his brilliant book Ad Nauseam: Newsprint Nightmares from the 1980s that collects more than 450 of these ads in one place. One thing I found fascinating about the ads were that the film promoters had to create different ads for different papers. What might fly in the New York Post wouldn’t be acceptable in something more conservative like the New York Times where artwork would have to be toned back, altered and sometimes completely changed to fit their standards.

My favorite fictional occult investigative reporter

I’ve been obsessed with the character of Carl Kolchak (Darren McGavin) for many a year now, but had to settle with DVD versions of the two brilliant 1970s made-for-TV movies until now. Last fall Kino Lorber released both Kolchak’s first appearance fighting a vampire in The Night Stalker (1972) and the next a ghoul The Night Strangler (1973) in glorious HD. If you’ve never seen these movies that went onto inspire things like The X-Files before, here’s your chance since made-for-TV movie or not, these two films are superb.

My favorite shows that woke me at 3AM in a cold sweat

Over the last few years there’s been a spate of really good horror series on TV, be it Hannibal from a few years ago or more recently things like Stranger Things, Black Mirror and The Haunting of Hill House on Netflix. And while there’s been horror on TV for years now, I can’t think of another time when there’s been so much horror on TV that’s all been so good, or scary. Yes, I really did wake up at 3AM last October after watching the first episode of The Haunting of Hill House that gave me a serious case of the heebie-jeebies.

My favorite comic book about one of the greatest unmade movies ever

Alien 3
Alien 3

Last fall Dark Horse Comics began releasing a comic book adaptation of the unmade movie Alien 3. “What,” you say, “Alien 3 was made, David Fincher directed it and it was released in 1992 you imbecile!” And you’d be right, except before the Fincher version saw the light of day there were quite a few different scripts for the movie that were developed and then abandoned before producers settled on the version that finally made it to theaters.

This unmade Alien 3 was written by cyberpunk pioneer William Gibson and would’ve been a more direct continuation of Aliens with Ripley, Hicks and Newt being the stars of the movie rather than just Ripley in the theatrical Alien 3. The script has been floating around online for years now has been called one of the greatest unmade movies ever. “Greatest” or not this Alien 3 never went into production because it was so big it would’ve been too expensive to produce back in the early 1990s. But because there’s no budget for special effects in a comic book we’re finally seeing this version of the Aliens story come to life.

My favorite show about superheroes punching people really hard

Daredevil
Daredevil

There aren’t too many superhero TV shows that I’m into, one of the exceptions is Daredevil on Netflix. I think where Daredevil is so good while other superhero shows are so bland, is that the characters of Daredevil feel like real, breathing people. Whereas the characters of most other superhero shows, I’m looking in your general direction The CW, don’t feel real but instead feel like artificial characters constructed to be a part of a superhero show. And I think that makes all the difference for Daredevil. Unfortunately, because of a contract dispute with Disney, Netflix cancelled much of their Marvel superhero TV series, Daredevil included meaning the third season of this show was also its final, which was a bummer of a way to end 2018.

Daredevil third season ⭐⭐⭐

I hate to say this, but most action-adventure TV series just aren’t that good. They tend to concentrate on the action first and the characters second, and to be honest these days I find most action scenes pretty boring. They’re so highly choreographed to be almost like a dance, everything’s so controlled it’s too ridged to be realistic.

And that’s where I thought the Netflix TV series Daredevil was headed. I figured that it would devolve into a traditional action show after a couple of seasons where there are lots of punches and not a lot of real character development, mostly because where else is there to go with a character like Matt Murdock/Daredevil (Charlie Cox) after 20+ hours of story? Which is the time when most similar shows start repeating themselves, treading over story ground they already went over before since they can’t find anywhere else to go.

Yet somehow the latest third season of Daredevil was the best yet, and I think part of the reason for that was the writers of the show decided to push back the character of Daredevil a bit and bring forward the show’s strong supporting cast.

Daredevil season 3

In any other similar show characters like Karen Page (Deborah Ann Woll) and Foggy Nelson (Elden Henson) would simply exist to keep the main story moving along. In the third season of Daredevil they were very important and had entire episodes dedicated to them.

I think I learned more about Foggy and Karen in the third season of Daredevil than the two previous ones combined.

And let’s not forget about the bad-guys either.

This season marked the return of Wilson Fisk/Kingpin (Vincent D’Onofrio) as the main baddie with new character Benjamin ‘Dex’ Poindexter/Bullseye (Wilson Bethel). While we didn’t get a deep a dive into the character of Kingpin as everyone else this season, admittedly there was a lot of backstory for his character in the first, we did get a surprising amount of development for Bullseye.

In most shows a villain like Bullseye would show up now and then, cause chaos until he disappeared for a while before popping up again. Those characters exist simply to shake things up — they’re not developed, they’re devices to move the plot forward. Not on the third season of Daredevil where Bullseye was a fully fleshed character, with a backstory and even an episode of his own. He had so much backstory that he seemed less like a traditional villain and more of a tragic figure bent to Fisk’s will in doing bad.

Which was pretty cool. On the one hand Bullseye is murderer who’s trying to destroy Matt Murdock/Daredevil. On the other hand he’s mentally disturbed and is being turned by Fisk into this assassin.

The absolute worst part about the third season of Daredevil was that a few weeks ago Netflix announced they were cancelling it and that this third season would be Daredevil’s last outing on the service.

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The Orville second season debut ⭐⭐⭐

After an absence of more than a year new episodes of The Orville returned to FOX this week. I never can understand why they do this, but the second season of the series premiered Sunday night however new episodes of The Orville will air on its regular night Thursday.

Most dramas on TV these days, the ones not on CBS anyways, follow the model of the season-long story where each episode of the series leads to the next. So if you miss one episode you’re probably not going to understand the following one. However, much like with the original Star Trek and Star Trek: The Next Generation, in The Orville each episode of that show is a story unto itself where if you miss one episode you’re not going to be lost with the next.

What surprised me the most with the second season debut episode of The Orville entitled “Ja’loja” was how small it was. Most similar shows feature these massive, action-packed season debuts meant to rope the audience back into the series. But “Ja’loja” took completely the opposite approach. There wasn’t any action and the episode dealt mostly with relationships. Be it between Capt. Ed Mercer (Seth MacFarlane) and his ex-wife Cmdr. Kelly Grayson (Adrianne Palicki) who’s dating someone new, Dr. Claire Finn (Penny Johnson Jerald) dealing with her headstrong son, or even Lt. Alara Kitan (Halston Sage) on a blind-date from hell.

The were no phasers blasting or ships crashing, it was all a pretty typical day aboard the ship in “Ja’loja” which was actually kind’a wonderful in how different it was from what could have been.

I suppose some of the reasons a show like The Orville can get away with this is that it doesn’t those season-long stories to deal with. And without that means there really isn’t any previous season cliffhangers to come back to at the start of the season, so they can afford to start a new season a bit differently than every other show.

I didn’t think I’d like these single story episodes after having been a fan of so many other series like The Expanse, Stranger Things or, to go way back, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. But I really dig it with The Orville. I like the idea that each episode is a story unto itself, and you’re not expected to retain what’s all going on in the universe of the show between episodes. Now I’m not saying that I don’t like season-long storytelling since I really dig series that do that too, I’m just saying that when done right single story episodes are just as satisfying as season-long ones.

Black Mirror: Bandersnatch 👎

I can’t quite articulate how much I love Black Mirror. I remember reading about the show years ago when it was only available in the UK and having to seek it out via less than legal means. Then,in 2014 being extremely happy when DirecTV aired the Christmas episode and being overjoyed when Netflix picked up the series and began producing new episodes later on. So when news leaked of a new Black Mirror movie a few weeks back I was excited since any new Black Mirror is better than no Black Mirror.

At least that’s what I thought that the time.

Friday morning I’ve got the day off and go to play this movie entitled Black Mirror: Bandersnatch on my AppleTV. Unexpectedly I get a message that the movie is not compatible with my device. Which is weird because a) I’ve never gotten that before with anything else on Netflix, b) my AppleTV is relatively new and up to date and c) it’s a movie, so why would it have to be compatible with anything? Then I tried it on my smart TV which has a Netflix app and… no dice there either. I get the same “sorry” message even though the message says that “newer” smart TVs are compatible.

That’s strike one and two.

Frustrated, I go to my computer to play Bandersnatch. That works and when the film starts it turns out that this movie is really a Choose Your Own Adventure style experience where you as the viewer have choices in how the story is going to play out. You choose what kind of cereal the main character is going to eat and what kind of music he’s going to listen to on the bus, etc. etc. etc.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Steeeeeee-rike three!

Here’s the thing, when I want to watch a movie, that’s what I want to do, watch a movie. Movies aren’t video games, I don’t want to participate in them. I want to see where the storyteller is going to take me, not choose the kind of cereal the characters are going to eat.

And because there are choices like this throughout Bandersnatch it means that one character will ask another a question, but because the interactive element gives the viewers ten seconds to make a choice means there’s lots of times the characters are just staring at each other waiting for you to make a choice in this weird, uncomfortable silence.

The sad thing was that when I finally got the movie to work on my computer I just let it play and didn’t actually make a decision as to what the character was going to do next and guess what, the story progressed just fine as the first option was automatically chosen. So apparently there’s a version of Black Mirror: Bandersnatch out there that would play just fine on my AppleTV and smart TV.

As I felt more and more frustrated over Bandersnatch I kept thinking back about the very first episode of Black Mirror I ever saw — I saw them a bit out of order so the first one for me was “Fifteen Million Merits.” I came away from that one feeling like I’d seen the very first thing to be as good as the original The Twilight Zone without being a copy of The Twilight Zone. With Bandersnatch I came away feeling frustrated and with the sense that this might just be the “Jump the Shark” moment for Black Mirror.

Ultimately I made it through a few of the on-screen choices in Bandersnatch before giving up and moving onto something less “interactive.”

Dear Netflix, please never, ever do this again. I have no desire to take part in any movies or TV series like this ever.

Sincerely, Bert

Netflix Black Mirror message
Netflix Black Mirror message