Direct Beam Comms #112

TV

The Alienist **/****

TNT has been pushing their new The Alienist TV series for months now. Since last summer with nearly every commercial break TNT would run an The Alienist promo which would lead to the odd pairing of A Christmas Story last month, about a boy’s dream of getting a bb gun for Christmas, with The Alienist commercials that had the line (sic) “We’re hunting a killer of boys…” But I digress, lately TNT’s been trying to get into the (semi) serious drama game with shows like Animal Kingdom and Claws with The Alienist being the latest entry.

Here, it’s New York in the 19th century and someone is murdering kids. Enter Dr. Laszlo Kreizler (Daniel Bruhl) the “alienst” or proto-psychologist, John Moore (Luke Evans) a newspaper illustrator and Sara Howard (Dakota Fanning) the first female employee of the police department. Kreizler thinks he’s dealt with this murderer in the past with another unsolved case, but will he Moore and Howard be able to stop the killer before he strikes again? Or will the wheels of the 19th century bureaucracy stop them before they’re even able to begin since those in power are already convinced only an insane person could have committed the crimes?

I think a series like The Alienist is going to stand or fall based on the strength of its characters since the subject matter, a serial killer, has been done to death (haha) over the years on TV. Unfortunately, the characters of The Alienist just aren’t that strong. Or, whatever character traits they do possess seem more like those of TV characters rather than real, relatable people. Like Kreizler is mostly a guy who cares too much about solving the crime and is overtly concerned with his patients. Moore visits prostitutes on a nightly basis nut otherwise doesn’t seem to possess much of a personality at all. Howard is probably the most well-drawn of the characters, but even here her main trait is of a woman living in a man’s world.

A series like The Knick that took place around the same time as The Alienist had characters who felt like they were flawed people with real personalities. The characters of The Alienist mostly feel like stock, blank slates meant to keep the plot moving forward.

Counterpart ***/****

What Counterpart on Starz reminded me of the most, and I don’t mean this in a bad way, was one of the many sci-fi related TV series that seemed to thrive in syndication/cable in the late 1990s early 2000s. The log-line from Counterpart reads just like one of these shows, “A UN employee discovers the agency he works for is hiding a gateway to a parallel dimension.” I could easily see this show airing at midnight every Thursday night before Seven Days and after Hercules: The Legendary Journeys with one killer, trippy opening credits sequence.

Even the theme of Counterpart, that a seemingly ordinary person is thrown into a world of intrigue and espionage with a more experienced partner is a well-worn TV trope too — the “buddy cop” show.

Of course while Counterpart might share some of the same themes/DNA of these earlier shows it’s of a pedigree well above them. The series was written and created by Justin Marks who wrote the Academy Award wining The Jungle Book and stars prolific actor J.K. Simmons who’s an Oscar winner himself.

And while those 1990s/2000s series might have also starred Academy Award winners too, it was usually actors who’s time in the spotlight had past and were only forced to do TV as a way to pay the bills. Today it’s a completely different world where popular actors are lining up to do series like Big Little Lies, Fargo and, yes, Counterpart.

The first episode of the series mostly deals with lowly cog Howard Silk (Simmons) who has a weird job for a UN agency in Germany where he goes into a room and recites certain preselected phrases to another person in a similar room separated by glass. What Silk learns when he meets a copy of himself at the agency is that during the Cold War an experiment accidentally created a duplicate Earth 30 years ago and ever since then the two Earths have been diverging and have entered a dimensional Cold War of sorts. Enter alternate Howard Silk (also Simmons) from this other dimension. If our Howard Silk is meek-mannered then this Silk is a man of action who’s a secret agent who shoots first and ask questions later. He’s on our Earth chasing an assassin who’s slipped over and is out to murder meek Howard Silk’s wife.

But can we trust this alternate Howard Silk when there’s really no way to check his story other than his history with our Silk? Does he have other motives from crossing back and forth between the two Earths?

I enjoyed Counterpart a lot but unfortunately don’t get Starz — I got to watch the first episode over a free preview weekend. So while I might get to see the rest of the series later I didn’t think the show was strong enough to turn me into a subscriber.

Comics

X-Men: Legion – Shadow King Rising

With Legion being a much talked about show on FX, Marvel has started releasing collected edition of comic books that featured David Haller the main character of that series. One is an edition entitled X-Men: Legion – Shadow King Rising.

From Marvel:

David Haller is no ordinary mutant. Son of Charles Xavier, founder of the X-Men, David’s incredible mental powers fractured his mind — and now, each of his personalities controls a different ability! And they’re not all friendly, as Xavier and the New Mutants find out the hard way! But as Legion struggles to control the chaos in his head, he attracts the attention of one of Xavier’s oldest and most malevolent foes: Amahl Farouk, the Shadow King, who’s secretly been stalking and manipulating the X-Men and their allies. When the Shadow King sinks his hooks deep into David’s mind, will two teams of X-Men be enough to defeat him — or will David be the key to the villain’s ultimate victory?

Movies

Threads

One of the scariest movies ever made, and is now more relevant than ever, is set to get a Blu-ray release.

From Severin Films:

In September 1984, it was aired on the BBC and shocked tens of millions of UK viewers. Four months later, it was broadcast in America and became the most watched basic cable program in history. After more than three decades, it remains one of the most acclaimed and shattering made-for-television movies of all time. Reece Dinsdale (Coronation Street), David Brierly (Doctor Who) and Karen Meagher (in a stunning debut performance) star in this “graphic and haunting” (People Magazine) docudrama about the effects of a nuclear attack on the working-class city of Sheffield, England as the fabric of society unravels. Directed by Mick Jackson (THE BODYGUARD, TUESDAYS WITH MORRIE) from a screenplay by novelist/playwright Barry Hines (Ken Loach’s KES) and nominated for seven BAFTA Awards, “the most terrifying and honest portrayal of nuclear war ever filmed” (The Guardian) has now been fully restored from a 2K scan for the first time ever.

The Cured trailer

The Death of Stalin trailer

The Movie Chain: #4: Zero Dark Thirty (2012)

Last week: Strange Days

The Movie Chain is a weekly, micro-movie review where each week’s film is related to the previous week’s movie in some way.

One of the more controversial movies of the last decade is Zero Dark Thirty. Directed by Kathryn Bigelow of last week’s Strange Days with script from Mark Boal, Zero Dark Thirty presented a cinematic version of the hunt for Osama Bin Laden and the eventual raid on his compound that would lead to him being killed by elite Navy SEALs.

The controversial part of Zero Dark Thirty was that it depicted torture as being used as one of the ways that would eventually lead to the location of Bin Laden. On the one hand I can see the controversy here since the movie links torture to the eventual outcome, which may or may not be factual depending on who you trust. But on the other hand if it is historically correct why not put it in the movie and then audience members have the debate if it was necessary/right or not? Which is kind’a what happened.

Regardless, if Zero Dark Thirty was controversial it’s got to be the most controversial yet influential movie in modern history. By my count there are at least four TV series on now that all, shall we say, borrow heavily from the raid on Bin Laden’s compound by the SEALs featured in Zero Dark Thirty. There’s SEAL Team on CBS, Six on History, The Brave on NBC and Valor on CW. Now these series pretty much ignore most of the theme of Zero Dark Thirty — that it was years of hard work by people working on the ground in dangerous places to that lead to the raid — and instead just concentrate on the action aspects of soldiers kicking down doors and shooting guns while wearing night vision goggles.

Next week: Motion capture never looked so good.

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Direct Beam Comms #111

TV

The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story ***/****

After The People v. O. J. Simpson: American Crime Story debuted in 2016 and was a critical smash it wasn’t surprising that FX put another American Crime series on the fast-track. That show, which is still in the works two years later, was supposed to be about hurricane Katrina and New Orleans, but proved to be too complex so was shelved. Now, what was originally set to be the third series instead debuted last week as the second — The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story.

This time the true-crime angle is of spree-killer Andrew Cunanan (Darren Criss) who in the summer of 1997 murdered four men from Minnesota to Illinois to New Jersey before ending up in Miami Beach where he most famously shot and killed Gianni Versace (Edgar Ramírez) outside his home. The first episode of the series focused on Cunanan’s murder of Versace as well as flashing back in time to the early 1990s when we meet both the killer and Versace in their somewhat formative years.

I remember the summer of 1997 when the killings started it was news, but not top news. Then as things progressed it became headline news but after Versace was murdered networks the news outlets would break into their regular coverage to provide updates on the case, going so far as to broadcast live the raid of Cunanan’s final hideout on TV.

I really enjoyed the first American Crime series but think part of that was because the series was mostly focused on the trial of OJ Simpson and the media circus surrounding that and less about the actual murder. And while I can see a “media circus” element happening in The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story there won’t be any trial component since Cunanan killed himself eight days after killing Versace.

Even though the series is titled The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story I suppose too much of The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story will deal with Cunanan’s other murders as well as that above mentioned “media circus” that surrounded him and those events. I can’t imagine there’s enough story to justify ten episodes of just Cunanan and Versace.

Corporate **/****

The new Comedy Central sitcom Corporate debuted last week. The series is funny enough if it borrows maybe a bit too much from what’s come before in other similar corporation themed series. Like the beginning of Corporate is pretty much a direct lift from the “TPS reports” part of Office Space — here it’s being sure to CC everyone in on e-mails, but the gist if the joke is the same. In many ways too Corporate feels like a version of the British TV series The IT Crowd with the zany, slightly nutty and dangerous bosses with a dash of Better Off Ted’s weird corporate culture and faux corporation TV commercials thrown in for good measure.

There’s nothing wrong from borrowing from past series but I do have to question why an office themed TV series would choose to ape one of the best known skits from one of the most beloved office related films of all time? That just seems dumb to me. I think Corporate can turn into an interesting TV series if it’s ever able to shed the weight of what’s come before and create something new.

Comics

Incredible Hulk Epic Collection: Fall of the Pantheon

I had almost forgotten that I collected The Incredible Hulk comics in the early 1990s. I think I was collecting them since I was in awe of then Hulk artist Dale Keown at the time but even after he left the book I kept buying them because of the wonderful writing of Peter David with art by Gary Frank. Many of those David/Frank comics I loved so much are collected here with Incredible Hulk Epic Collection: Fall of the Pantheon.

From Marvel:

Hulk goes to Hel and back! First, Hulk and the Pantheon face a painful — and all too human — loss. But Hela herself soon claims the Hulk in an Asgardian underworld epic! Then, it’s the end of an era as the Pantheon is torn apart from within! Agamemnon stands trial, one among them falls and the Hulk’s rage transforms him into a savage…Bruce Banner?! While Doc Samson strives to save Bruce’s mind, Betty battles for her life — and the stage is set for a new status quo. In hiding and struggling to remain calm, the Hulk takes on Man-Thing, the Abomination and the Punisher! Plus: Hulk shares a symbiotic showdown with Venom and joins Hank Pym and the Wasp in a true Tale to Astonish!

Movies

The Movie Chain: #3: Strange Days (1995)

Last week: The Abyss

The Movie Chain is a weekly, micro-movie review where each week’s film is related to the previous week’s movie in some way.

All through the 1990s there was an excitement building about the turn of the millennium where we’d be leaving the 20th century and heading to the 21st where surly things would be great. One of the movies of the time that capitalized on this fervor was Strange Days. Directed by Kathryn Bigelow and co-written by James Cameron of last week’s The Abyss, Strange Days takes place on New Year’s Eve 1999 and is a little too ahead of its time with its technology. In the movie Ralph Fiennes plays Lenny Nero, a dealer of black market videos that depict everything from porn to robberies. But these aren’t just regular old VHS tapes, in the 1999 of Strange Days these recordings give the viewer an immersive experience where they actually feel like they’re making it with a porn star or robbing a convenience store. The twist here is that one of these recordings accidentally captures the LAPD murdering a man, and the two cops that committed the crime will stop at nothing to destroy the recording. And all this is taking place around the turn of 1999 to 2000 with all the celebrations and craziness and hedonism that was happening in the world of Strange Days.

The technology of Strange Days is pretty cool, the device the the person wears to view these recordings is called a SQUID and looks pretty much just like a technological version of its namesake that’s attached to the person’s head. 23 years later we’re just starting to get to the technological level of what’s in the 1999 world of Strange Days.

Now mostly a forgotten film, Strange Days is a typical 1990s action-thriller that tried to look forward to what the future was going to be like and got some stuff wrong and some stuff right. Movies like The Net, Hackers and Johnny Mnemonic were all released alongside Strange Days and all dealt with many of the same ideas. I haven’t seen Strange Days for a while now but remember it liking it when it first came out.

I wouldn’t call Strange Days a cult movie, but director Kathryn Bigelow is known as the director of the cult film Near Dark and would go onto direct The Hurt Locker which would win six Academy Awards including Best Picture and Best Director as well.

Next week: “Who here has been in a helo crash before?”

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TV Mountains

I was impressed a few years back when a friend of mine watched an entire season of 24 in a single weekend. Without commercials that’s about 18 hours of TV in two days, which is a whole lot of “butt in the couch” time. Which got me thinking — in this day and age where people binge TV series all the time, if Mount Everest is the hardest mountain to climb, then what are the hardest TV series to binge?

These are the TV Mountains.

Difficulty: Easy

The Walking Dead

These TV mountains can be climbed in around a week of TV binging.

The Walking Dead: This series originally debuted back in 2010 but doesn’t have seasons that are too long so there’s only been around 100 episodes produced so far, or around 75 hours of TV to date.

Lost: Lost ended its run a few years ago at 121 episodes or around 90 hours of TV.

Difficulty: Moderate

These TV mountains can be climbed via few weeks of TV binging.

The Simpsons

The Simpsons: Airing new episodes since 1989, to date there’s been more than 620 episodes of the series produced. But since each episode of The Simpsons is just 30 minutes long, less minus commercials, you could make it through all of The Simpsons to date in about 205 hours.

Supernatural: This long-running series is currently in its 13th season and has aired more than 280 episodes or about 210 hours of TV. But like The Walking Dead and The Simpsons, Supernatural is showing no signs of stopping, so even if you finish all of Supernatural there’ll be more to watch later.

Difficulty: Difficult

These TV mountains can only be climbed via many weeks of TV binging.

Dark Shadows

Law & Order: Airing since 1990, the Law & Order franchise has produced more than 450 episodes of TV. The series is so popular new episodes are still being produced and the various Law & Order series airs in syndication on many outlets. So far there’s been about 335 hours of Law & Order created. Or, if you did nothing but watch Law & Order back to back and didn’t sleep, it would still take you more than two weeks to make it through all the series.

Dark Shadows: This classic gothic soap opera aired more than 1,200 episodes between 1966 and 1971. Each episode was only 30 minutes long, minus commercials, but still makes for more than 405 hours of TV.

Difficulty: Severe

These TV mountains can only be climbed via months of TV binging.

Tom Baker as Doctor Who

Star Trek: Counting all the various incarnations of Star Trek there are more than 725 episodes of this series or more than 540 hours of TV and counting. To put that number into perspective, doing nothing but watching Star Trek 40 hours a week it would take you more than 13 weeks to finish. Assuming you’d be able to make it through the first season of Star Trek: The Next Generation, that is.

Doctor Who: There’s been more than 835 episodes of Doctor Who created since the series began in 1963 which makes by my estimation more than 555 hours of time and relative dimension in space TV viewing.

Difficulty: Extremely Severe

This TV mountain can only be climbed via years of TV binging.

General Hospital

General Hospital: General Hospital is the longest running US soap opera and has been producing new episodes on a weekday basis since 1963. Back in 2014 it entered the record books as having the most episodes of any TV series at more than 13,000, or, around 8,600 hours of TV. If Star Trek would take you 13 weeks to finish at 40 hours a week then General Hospital would take you more than FOUR YEARS to finish at the same rate!

The most difficult part of watching all of General Hospital, the Mount Everest of TV shows that’s still growing, would be finding all the episodes. My guess is that in the intervening more than half-century since the show debuted some of the early episodes would have been lost because of time and shortsightedness. But even if most of the episodes are still around finding them would be difficult. First is the huge amount of episodes, so at some point cost acquiring them is going to be an issue. Then there’s the fact that for the most part only seasons of General Hospital that are just a few years old are available making full seasons that aired even prior to 2010 hard, if not impossible, to find.

I take it back, General Hospital isn’t the Mount Everest of TV series, it’s Mount Impossible of TV series!