Make Mine Batman!

BatmanIt’s difficult for anyone born after the fact to realize just how HUGE the original Batman (1989) movie was. To be sure there have been movies after that have earned more money but I don’t think that any other film since has come close to the hype and excitement that followed the lead up to the release of Batman – and then again months later again for the release of the film on VHS.

Back in 1989 I was 14 years old and remember desperately wanting to see Batman. Leading up to the release of the film, I recall Batman movie trailers, TV commercials, magazines, special comics, toys, etc., etc., etc. Batman was inescapable and because of my situation of being at that odd age of being too young to have a job (and therefore constantly broke) nor old enough to have a driver’s license I didn’t think that I’d ever get to see the movie.

That’s why on the Saturday afternoon the day after release I was surprised to find myself being whisked from the mall to the largest theater in town when my friend’s step-mom suddenly appeared with tickets in hand to the very next showing of Batman. “Does anyone want to go see Batman?” She asked. No one refused.

BatmanOthers I asked about their own Batman experience related that they remember standing in line in the hot Sun waiting for show time. We didn’t have that problem as we arrived at the showing a few minutes AFTER the movie had started only to find ourselves faced with a completely packed theater. And when I say “packed” I mean PACKED. We were all separated by flashlight wielding ushers and had to take whatever lone seats were available scattered throughout the theater.

It didn’t matter that I was about to see Batman next to a bunch of strangers – I was about to see a movie that would shatter every expectation people had about summer movies to that point.

The colossal success of Batman cannot be underestimated. The movie earned an adjusted $431 million at the box office and until the release of The Dark Knight in 2008 (aka Batman Part 6) it was the second most successful superhero film of all time behind the original Spider-Man (2002). And that’s not counting money spent on the ubiquitous black and yellow Batman logo shirts that were everywhere in ’89 or the VHS tape released just in time for Christmas that same year. I clearly remember that every video shop, convenience story and grocery in town had the tape in stock the winter of ‘89. One friend told me that he was so excited about the release of the movie on VHS that he ordered two copies – “just in case.”

Our family got our tape Christmas day and I must have watched it four or five times in a row that afternoon.

Others I talked to about their Batman experiences remember things like reenacting fight scenes from the movie with their friends (“One of the fondest memories I have of the film was the backwards punch Batman does in the film where the guy is sneaking up to him and he hits him without turning around. I actually tried this on a friend and almost broke his nose”), to the discovery of Tim Burton as a favorite director and all the memorabilia surrounding the movie.

I remember that during my freshman year of high school Travis Meyer, now local DJ and then school classmate, made me act out the scene everyday after lunch with him where Batman slams the baddie up against the wall to be asked, “Who are you?” I’ll let you decide who got to play whom.

BatmanBatman Returns and a long running animated series would follow in 1992. But sadly, after that it was downhill from there for the Batman franchise until Christopher Nolan would resuscitate the character with Batman Begins (2005) and ultimately The Dark Knight that would go onto become one of the top grossing films of all time.

Regardless of what would come, I’d have to say that from the standpoint of pure enjoyment my favorite superhero film is, was and always will be Batman.

Six degrees of “Can’t Hardly Wait”

The other night I was flipping through the television landscape when I came across one movie I have an affinity for, 1998’s Can’t Hardly Wait. Can’t Hardly Wait is set at a high school graduation party where teens that wouldn’t usually get together do. There’s the jocks, the white kids pretending to be gangsta’ rappers, goths, preppies, etc. The main crux of the plot comes from character Preston Meyers (Ethan Embry) finally deciding to ask his high school crush (Jennifer Love Hewitt) out on a date. What I found most interesting about the movie were all of the actors who would go on to bigger and better things after Can’t Hardly Wait.

When it was released, Can’t Hardly Wait was rated “PG-13” and earned around 25 million dollars at the box office. If the movie has one failing, it’s that Can’t Hardly Wait could have been a bit more crass and crude, but these elements seemed to have been cut in editing to earn the rating. One year later American Pie would be released rated “R” and would earn four times what Can’t Hardly Wait did in theaters.

At the time of Can’t Hardly Wait, Embry was a veteran actor co-starring in movies like That Thing You Do! (another underrated classic) and White Squall. He would go onto more movies and most recently was seen on television in the revival of Dragnet. Can’t Hardly Wait marked the crux of Jennifer Love Hewitt’s career, with her starring in Party of Five and the I Know What You Did Last Summer movies around this same time. Since then, though, there hasn’t been to many high profile projects for Hewitt, unless you count last summer’s Garfield alongside Can’t Hardly Wait alum Breckin Meyer.

Sometime during the filming of Can’t Hardly Wait, Seth Green’s career was just about to take off. He had starred in 1997’s Austin Powers, but although Austin Powers is now considered a successful movie franchise, when it was initially released in theaters it didn’t do terribly well. The movie was really discovered by the masses on VHS, moving Green’s career into another league.

There’s also actors like Selma Blair (Hellboy, Legally Blonde), Sara Rue (Pearl Harbor, Less Than Perfect), Erik Palladino (ER, U-571), Clea DuVall (Carnivále, Ghosts of Mars) and Donald Faison (Scrubs) who went on to bigger and better things.

But the oddest bit of trivia I came upon was the inordinate amount of actors who would go onto have roles in HBO’s Six Feet Under. In fact, four actors from Can’t Hardly Wait were featured in Six Feet Under at some point.

Six Feet Under star Lauren Ambrose played Seth Green’s almost girlfriend in Can’t Hardly Wait, while Eric Balafour, who played Claire’s boyfriend during the first few seasons, played Steve in the movie. Freddy Rodríguez starred as jock T.J. in Can’t Hardly Wait and plays philandering mortician Federico Diaz in Six Feet Under.

Last but not least, one time Tom Cruise look-alike (compare their photos and tell me I’m wrong) Peter Facinelli was Mike Dexter in Can’t Hardly Wait and Jimmy in Six Feet Under.

All these links got me thinking ­ what’s stranger, that a movie like Can’t Hardly Wait could spawn the careers of all these actors, or that I’m willing to spend a Sunday afternoon researching these useless bits of trivia and then write a column about them?

You be the judge.

Dream of the Big, Huge Turtle

by Michael Summers

For nearly two decades, I was obsessed with a late 70s made-for-TV movie about a giant turtle and a girl with glowing green eyes. If you asked me to tell you more, I wouldn’t be able to. There was a big white house on a cliff by the sea, a childhood romance and a coral (I think) necklace. That’s all I remember. And for years, the only one who could corroborate that I had indeed seen this movie was my sister.

Like most people who have claimed to see things, we were subjected to a healthy amount of disbelief. We were also treated like idiots.

“Have you ever seen this movie about a giant turtle and a girl with glowing green eyes?”

 “Oh, yeah. That’s Gamera.”

We knew Gamera, and that wasn’t Gamera. A sort of validation did not come until a few years ago, when a late night talk about obscure movies with a group of friends revealed a kindred soul.

“Have you ever seen this late 70s made-for-tv movie about this giant turtle. . .”

“. . . and a GIRL WITH GLOWING GREEN EYES!”

We stared at each other in wonder and relief, like the characters in CLOSE ENCOUNTERS who discover that someone else shares this obsessive dream about Devil’s Tower in Wyoming. Unfortunately, this revelation didn’t fill in any blanks. No title. No plot details. Just a name. Jenny. Who Jenny was and whether or not her eyes glowed was still a mystery. But we did agree that whoever had directed the video for TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART in the mid-80s was also haunted by this
flick.

It wasn’t until late 1998 that I discovered the title: THE BERMUDA DEPTHS, aka IT CAME UP FROM UNDER THE DEPTHS. And the girl with glowing green eyes was indeed named Jennie, not Jenny. It was Bert who found the title for me. I described the movie, he did maybe 10 minutes of research, and there it was. A 1978 made-for-TV movie starring Burl Ives, Carl Weathers, and Connie Selleca.

I thought that then it would just be a matter of time before a copy of the flick was in my grubby hands. A quick check at all the usual places came up with nothing. THE BERMUDA DEPTHS, aka IT CAME UP FROM UNDER THE DEPTHS, wasn’t available on video. I discovered that it had been aired at least twice, in August ’79 and in August ’80. I discovered it had been given a run on Polish television as late as Summer 1998. I discovered that it wasn’t totally, utterly impossible to find an old used copy of the movie — in French.

And on the Internet, where nothing is deemed too small and obscure to care about, I discovered a host of lost souls who were haunted by this movie about a giant turtle and a girl with glowing green eyes. People wondering if they were the only ones who had seen this movie. People willing to buy used copies probably taped on a Betamax. People wondering if the movie will ever be released to video again. . .

I doubt it will be. But I’ve made a vow. I will see THE BERMUDA DEPTHS again. Don’t get me wrong. I’m sure it’s terrible. In fact, if it turns out to be any good, I’ll be surprised. But who knows? For people to remember that set of images for so long, and not much else about the movie they came from, is a pretty strong testament, especially for a made-for-TV-movie.