Direct Beam Comms #30

TV

Game of Thrones

The sixth season finale of the series Game of Thrones titled “The Winds of Winter” aired last Sunday on HBO and was pretty great. The episode finished a lot of on-going storylines of the series and set a path towards some sort of conclusion to the overall Game of Thrones story at some point in the near future.

If only the fifth and the rest of the sixth seasons had been as good.

lead_960During the last two seasons of Game of Thrones much of the multitude of storylines have essentially been stuck in place. Things would happen to the characters and they’d do things in reaction to them, but in the end they’d end up right in the same place they started in. The series seemed to have completely lost its momentum and didn’t seem to be headed anywhere I could discern. I’m not sure if this was because the show’s based on the popular book series, and the creators of the TV series were biding their time trying to stretch things out for the storyline of the books to catch up with the show, or if the series creators were trying to do their best at translating the story of the books to TV which meant a lot of the same stuff over and over again? Regardless, the last few seasons of Game of Thrones simply haven’t been as good as the first few.

That being said, “The Winds of Winter” seemed to do a lot to right the series’ course.

Over the years the main and secondary casts of Game of Thrones have ballooned to perhaps dozens of actors. And with a cast that big meant that some main characters were written out of the show for entire seasons while others would only get a few minutes of screen time each season.

“The Winds of Winter” seemed to have fixed those issues with many characters exiting the series while at the same time all the various storylines of the show that have played out independently for years now being brought together into a single arch.

All of which is great. While all those separate stories might have been cool in the beginning, as we slowly got more and more and more separate stories the series grew into this colossal, unmanageable beast that started to get hard to follow. I can’t tell you how many times my friend Michael had to key me onto who was who’s brother/sister/aunt/uncle and why I should be caring about them. But it seems now like things might have changed on the show for the better. Even if it means less of what makes Game of Thrones, Game of Thrones and more cues from things like The Lord of the Rings right down to how battles play out and how oaths are delivered.

Season 6: C+, “The Winds of Winter”: B+

Halt and Catch Fire

One of the best series on TV Halt and Catch Fire is set to return Tuesday, August 23 to AMC. They’re calling it a “late summer” return, but to me late August is the start of the fall TV season.

Movies

Alien observation

51d5c400496bfa693ee7d753745a91b0When we first meet the character of Ripley (Sigourney Weaver) in Alien at the most she’s got a few months to live and at the least several weeks from her perspective. The events of Alien plays out over a few days and at the end of the movie Ripley goes into a frozen hyper sleep where she dozes for 57 years before being rescued. But from her perspective one second she goes to sleep and the next she’s awakened by her rescuers.

Those 57 years pass in a flash to her.

From the looks of her apartment, the fact that she has to go through legal hearings on the events that transpired in Alien and that she has enough time to get a license to use heavy machinery and work on the docks, I’d say the events of Aliens play out over the course of a few months. And again, she’s in hyper sleep on the way to Acheron with the marines and when she’s awakened I’d say that Aliens plays out over no more than a week’s time total after.

The same goes for Alien 3 — Ripley’s in hyper sleep after Aliens and is awakened on Fiorina 161 where the story plays out over the course of, again, maybe a week. And the Ripley after that in Alien Resurrection is a clone and doesn’t really count!

So from Ripley’s perspective the three original Alien trilogy movies take place over the course of the worse few months anyone’s ever experienced!

(BTW — you can thank me for it if the next Alien movie is called Alien Observation.)

Sully movie trailer

“I’ve got 40 years in the air, but in the end I’m going to be judged on 208 seconds.”

This week in pop-culture history

  • 1978: Battlestar Galactica (the original series) debuts in European cinemas
  • 1982: TRON opens in theaters
  • 1985: Back to the Future premiers in theaters
  • 1996: Independence Day opens in theaters

Weirdly 1986

A few years ago I caught a movie I’d never heard of from 1986 called Band of the Hand. Band of the Hand isn’t great, but the one thing it has going for it is that it’s weird. Really weird. AMAZINGLY WEIRD. And when I started thinking of it, I noticed that same “weirdness” seemed to be a theme of 1986.

Band of the Hand

band_of_the_handThink of Band of the Hand as a sort of precursor to the FOX TV series 21 Jump Street, except rather than the teen stars dressed in appropriate MTV music video attire who are undercover cops ala Miami Vice, these teens are sort of an undercover assault squad out to take down drug cartels in south Florida. The Band of the Hand teens were originally juvenile delinquents sent away for various crimes until a mysterious ex-military guy named Joe (Stephen Lang) comes along, takes the city teens out into the wilds of the Everglades for some survival training and the group comes out lean, mean and lookin’ for a fight.

Band of the Hand gets really weird at the end when the teen commando squad assaults a drug factory hidden in the swamp using machine guns, hand grenades and rocket launchers in a crazy finale.

Absolute Beginners

absolute_beginnersI only caught the movie Absolute Beginners recently. It was one of those movies I started watching about halfway through on TV, was immediately transfixed by its weirdness and had to find and record the next showing. This one’s so bizarre it’s difficult to completely describe it without seeming like I’m making stuff up.

Taking place in London circa late 1950s, Absolute Beginners is a wacky musical that deals with sex, violence, the rise of a right-wing hate monger and following race-riot. The songs vary from sounding like they’re from the 1950s to 1980s new wave and at one point David Bowie shows up playing some kind of club-owning promoter/PR creep. And Bowie wrote and sang the title song for the film too.

Absolute Beginners flopped when it was released in the UK but was available on VHS release here in the US.

Little Shop of Horrors

little_shop_of_horrors_ver2Little Shop of Horrors, another musical, is a remake of a Roger Corman movie of the same name from 1960. The 1986 version stars Rick Moraines as sad-sack down-on-his-luck flower shop employee Seymour who one day after a total eclipse of the Sun buys this weird plant. A weird plant that can talk. A weird plant that needs to eat people and drink their blood in order to survive.

The movie feels like some EC Comics horror story set to show tunes with bright colors and a man-eating talking plant named Audrey II that gets all the best lines like, “I’m just a mean green mother from outer space and I’m bad!”

Actually, I remember when Little Shop of Horrors was first released it had a lot of “buzz” around it. But in today’s era when movie anniversaries are celebrated like with “Back to the Future Day” last year and “Aliens Day” this year, Little Shop of Horrors that seems like it would be fondly remembered is instead mostly forgotten.

King Kong Lives

king_kong_livesFor true 1986 weirdness look no further than the sequel to the 1976 version of King Kong with King Kong Lives. This cheapie, the movie looks like it cost about $9 to make, supposes that King Kong didn’t die from the fall from the World Trade Center as he did in the original film, NO!, he LIVES. But in order to survive he needs a heart transplant. And without any subtable giant ape hearts around instead gets a colossal sized artificial heart. Lemme say that again — part of the plot of King Kong Lives focuses on A GIANT ARTIFICIAL APE HEART!

Of course, Kong and a new lady-Kong escape and go on a rampage around the US since that’s what giant apes and their lady friends do.

The really strange thing about these movies is that all except for Absolute Beginners had a wide release in theaters and it seemed like the producers of these films thought that they had big hits on their hands with their creations — which all except Little Shop of Horrors were flops.