A Eulogy for Sym-Bionic Titan

Sym-Bionic Titan

I have an eclectic taste in TV series. Not only do I watch shows that do well in the ratings like The Big Bang Theory and Modern Family, I also watch shows that are outside the norm. One of these kinds of shows I’ve fallen for the last few months is the series Sym-Bionic Titan.

Airing on Cartoon Network, Titan is about two alien teens who look human and their robot friend who are hiding out on the Earth after their planet was conquered by the evil General Modula. Together, the teens and their robot can form together into the technologically advanced and mighty “Titan,” a gigantic robotic machine that’s perfect in defending the planet against the equally gigantic beasts sent here to conquer it by Modula.

Think Star Wars by way of Voltron meeting Sixteen Candles and one would be in the ballpark as to what Titan is.

Unfortunately, a few weeks back Cartoon Network decided against picking up Titan for a second season, effectively ending the story before it really had much of a chance to get started.

Sym-Bionic Titan

In this country, most animated TV series are produced and marketed to children and teens. It’s seen as a bonus when these shows also appeal to adults who might have to watch animated series in the company of teens or children. But I really thought Titan was going to be different, that it could be that crossover-hit series between the generations.

Titan was extremely well written, well animated and designed, had believable characters and more pathos that just about anything currently being served up by network TV.

On one level, Titan was an action show where every episode the gigantic Titan battles with colossal monsters treating the countryside and cityscapes like gigantic, fragile wrestling rings. (A hit for the kids.) But at another level, the story and themes being explored by the writers of Titan were on a completely older-teen/adult level. (A hit for the older set.)

Also, I’ve seen very few shows, animated or otherwise, to have characters as fleshed out as natural-born leader Princess Ilana (voiced by Tara Strong) who’s main concern is keeping the Earth safe, Lance (voiced by Kevin Thoms) a soldier sent to protect Ilana who seems rather gruff and mean — until about half way through the season we find out why and robot Octus (voiced by Brian Posehn) who fits the sci-fi stereotype of the emotionless robot until he quickly becomes the core of the group holding everyone together.

Sym-Bionic Titan
To be sure, I’ve had a long love/hate relationship with Cartoon Network. The series they produce that I’ve liked I’ve REALLY liked (The Venture Bros., Young Justice, Justice League Unlimited…) but I can’t say that I’ve watched/enjoyed much else on the channel.

Which, considering that the core audience of Cartoon Network seems to be boys aged 2 to 12, and not a guy in his mid-30’s, is about right. But Titan “felt” different. The mature themes being explored in the story along with the action and visuals made it seem like the show was destined for that elusive crossover success.

But I suppose that the “mature” elements in Titan is what probably doomed the show from the start. Most series on Cartoon Network, in my opinion anyway, are practically unwatchable. Kids might dig the flashy animation, lite-stories and paper-thin characters but I don’t think any adult does. But these are exactly the types of shows that are the “bread and butter” of Cartoon Network and get the highest ratings for the channel. It seems like Cartoon Network isn’t selling stories or characters as much as 20 minute commercials for action figures and fast food.

I’m not against this business model, I just feel like Titan should have gotten a better shake than a one season run. I know most series fail, even the great ones. But it’s always sad to watch the last episode and realizing “that’s it.” That we’ll never get to spend time with the characters again or learn what happens next.

Maybe some generation of kids/parents down the road will catch Titan on TV and realize what a great show it is and just what we all lost when Cartoon Network pulled the plug.

Sym-Bionic Titan

…Remember, He’s on Your Side

Mad MaxWhen I was in high school my favorite film was Road Warrior (1981). I think the reason that film appealed to me is that it presented a sort of nihilistic view of the near-future that I’ve always found interesting that was also being explored in films like Escape from New York (1981), The Terminator (1984) and Alien (1979). The main theme of these films seemed to be that the future might not be as great as we might have once imagined and that this bleak time could be here before we know it.

At the time I didn’t realize that Road Warrior was actually a sequel to the movie Mad Max (1979). And though back in high school I didn’t much care for Mad Max, lately I’ve come to realize that between the two Max Max is actually the superior film.

Mad Max takes place just “a few years from now” in and around some sparsely populated hamlets across the Australian Outback. The audience is never quite sure as to what’s going on in the outside world but it’s clear that things just aren’t right. Be it the police officers of the film, the “Main Force Patrol” (MFP), working out of what looks like an abandoned factory or an ominous highway sign that list how many people have recently been killed on that particular stretch of road – the visuals alone make the world of Mad Max seems dangerous and uninviting.

Worst of all of Mad Max are the roaming “road trash” motorcycle gangs who terrorize the countryside in their quest for kicks and fuel. And the only thing standing between these gangs and total anarchy is the MFP and their best officer Max (Mel Gibson in his first starring role).

Though by day Max may chase down these gangs on the highways he’s able to keep his professional life separate from his personal with a wife and son. That is until the day Max and the MFP take out a biker who’s stolen a police car which causes the rest of the biker’s gang to swear vengeance on the MFP and Max in particular.

First they start with Max’s best friend Jim Goose whom they find on the highway, wreck then burn alive and then in a heartbreaking scene literally run down Max’s wife and child on a lonely stretch of road. Max leaves the force, takes his gear and then goes off to the roads to extract vengeance on these bikers one by one.

Mad MaxConsidering that at its core Max Max looks to be a cheap road/motorcycle movie designed to appeal to a drive-in audience craving blood and action, the film is actually quite surreal. The visuals of a world falling apart through neglect and lack of spare parts combined with an element of homoeroticism running through the film all adds to this surreal quality.

In Mad Max, several of the motorcycle gang members are gay, the biggest and meanest looking MFP member smokes cigars and seemingly wears ladies sunglasses and the MFP uniform that consists of tight black leather pants, a black leather jacket and leather gloves. This element is completely unexpected yet adds to the overall tone of a movie where things are just a little bit off. And I think it’s these small differences that add to the overall feeling of unease that runs throughout the film.

Also interesting is the title of the film. It both refers to “mad” as in “angry” but also as  in “crazy.” One really does have to be crazy to do the sorts of things Max does to the bikers in this film.

Mad Max

At it’s core, Mad Max asks the question of if a guy like Max does the right thing like killing a gang of bikers who’ve murdered their way across the countryside for the wrong reasons (cold-blooded revenge, going outside the bounds of a law he’s sworn to uphold…) is he still a good person? Can there ever be redemption for Max who’s essentially abandoned everything he’s once believed in and has adopted the “anything goes” code of the road?

Pray that he’s still out there—somewhere

The Road Warrior (Warrior) picks up a few years after the events of Mad Max. If the world of Mad Max was teetering on the brink of collapse then the world of Warrior has completely crumbled ruining whatever was left of civilization in the process.

The Road Warrior

In Warrior, the gangs who threatened travelers on the highways of the Australian Outback of Mad Max now completely control them and instead of Max (Mel Gibson) being the one who chases down the roving gangs the roles have been reversed and he’s the one who’s chased. After the collapse, the only thing left of real value is gasoline and the highways are littered with the wrecked evidence of little wars fought over a gallon or two of fuel.

The Road WarriorAfter a stunning ten minute opening sequence to the film where no words are spoken with Max driving for his life as he is is alternately chased, then chases a highway gang, Max stumbles upon a working oil refinery besieged by musclebound/hockey mask wearing “Humungus” and his hoards of minions all wanting into the refinery and at the gas. Max is able to sneak into the refinery and makes a deal with the people within. He’ll bring them back a semi that is capable of hauling the gasoline away if they’ll give him as much gas as he can carry in return.

They agree and Max delivers. But before he can escape into the wastes Humungus’ hoards run Max down, destroy his car, shoot his dog and leave him for dead. Max is rescued and is brought back to the refinery where he volunteers to drive the semi out. The semi and its cargo of fuel will act as a decoy allowing the people living at the refinery time to escape. But is Max a good enough driver to race and beat Humungus’ hoards out into the Outback before they’re able to stop him?

If Mad Max was all about a character loosing himself in revenge then Warrior is about redemption. In Warrior, Max is presented as a man who’s not that much different that the members of Humungus’ murderous hoard. Though I never got the sense that Max would kill or take advantage of people who weren’t trying to kill or take advantage of him first; woe is the person good or evil to cross Max. In Warrior, Max kills when it’s needed, leaves people for dead and at one point uses a man who tried to steal fuel out of Max’s car as a sort of human pack animal.

The Road WarriorExcept things change for Max when two events occur. First he meets a young feral boy living who lives with the people at the refinery but I suspect Max almost being killed out on the road had the biggest effect on the character. It’s almost as if with the young boy he’s able to reconnect to his normal life pre-collapse with a wife and son while I think Max’s near death experience made him realize that one way or another, be it doing good or bad, the hostile elements of the post-collapse world will eventually catch up and kill him. And Max is made to realize that in the end it’s probably better to be on the side of good than evil.

In a bit of a twist at the end of Warrior it turns out that the people of the refinery aren’t all good in that the semi they’ve sent Max out in to lead Humungus and his hoards away from their escape attempt was not filled with gasoline but instead was full of sand. They needed the fuel themselves to escape away from the refinery and figured that an outsider like Max was more expendable than of sacrificing one of their own.

The Road WarriorStill, this doesn’t take away the fact that at the end of Warrior, the character of Max has redeemed himself from the events of the first film.

Interestingly enough, both Mad Max and Warrior were originally released a bit differently for American audiences than international ones. For years, the only version of Mad Max that was available here in the US was one where all the voices of the Australian actors were redubbed with American voice actors while in most of the rest of the English speaking world The Road Warrior is known as Mad Max 2. It wasn’t until recently that the original voices in Mad Max were restored to the US version of the film and the original title was recently added to the US Blu-ray version of the film.

There’s been talk of a fourth Mad Max film for the last decade and it wouldn’t surprise me in the least that in this world of movie remakes and reboots that we don’t see another Max film sooner than later.

Two Men Enter, One Man Leaves

If Mad Max (1979) film was about a man lost in revenge and The Road Warrior (1981) was about redemption then Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985) must’ve been about Tina Turner, her golden pipes and a band of roguish children.

Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome

In Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (Thunderdome), the world is on its last few drops of gasoline and Max is left to wander the wastes on a pickup pulled by camel team. After his ride is stolen out from under him by a flying father and son team of thieves, Max follows the tracks of his vehicle to Bartertown, the only settlement of any size for some distance. At Bartertown, travelers from all over trade with one and other and with Aunty Entity (Tina Turner) who runs Bartertown and its stable of pigs producing the only fuel around; methane gas. Realizing that Max is the toughest guy in town, Entity makes a deal with him to kill “Blaster,” a gigantic hulk of a man who carries little person “Master,” an all around smart-guy and Entity’s only rival in Batertown, around on his shoulders. Without Blaster, Master would be defenseless against Entity.

Mad Max Beyond ThunderdomeMax and Blaster face off in the caged Thunderdome, but after Max gets the upper hand and learns that Blaster is mentally disabled he refuses to finish the job and kill Blaster. Since Max has broken a deal with Entity, he’s banished to the desert wastes with no water and supplies.

Entity is really my first real problem with the Thunderdome. Both Mad Max and The Road Warrior (Warrior) have clearly defined and scary bad guys. I wouldn’t want to tangle with the disheveled and all-around weirdo Toecutter (Hugh Keays-Byrne) from Mad Max and I’ve actually had nightmares over the hulking terror of the character Humungus (Kjell Nilsson) from Warrior. But in comparison, Aunty Entity isn’t nearly as menacing as either Keays-Byrne or Nilsson. In fact, one wonders if Turner’s role in the film isn’t more for her singing chops (arguably Turner’s song for the film “We Don’t Need Another Hero” was more of a hit than the film) than any acting chops.

Mad Max Beyond ThunderdomeIn the wastes, Max stumbles across an oasis inhabited by a group of feral children stranded there after a plane crash took the lives of all the adults. Left to their own devices, the kids have reverted to being a sort of primitive tribe and have made up their own mythos on the world using a mix of View-Master slides and the written etchings on a cliff-face left by the last dying adult. (Though how a group of “primitive” kids can read is another matter entirely.)

With the arrival of Max the kids believe that one of their prophecies have come true; that a man named Captain Walker, whom they assume to be Max, has come to take them home. But when Max can’t deliver, the kids expect that he can literally magically fly them away, some become disillusioned and decide it’s better to strike out on their own into the wastes rather than to wait for the return of Walker. But out in the wastes there’s really only Bartertown and Entity who’d be glad to add a few more laborers to her weird pig-mine and it’s up to Max to rescue them.

Mad Max Beyond ThunderdomeThis whole bit with Max stumbling on the weird mix of kids seemingly pulled from Lord of the Flies with an odd mix of the lost boys from Peter Pan thrown is is where the movie falters again. With Warrior, the creators of the Mad Max series have already established that Max is once again part of humanity and the addition of these kids does little to add to the character of Max than to add a few odd sight gags to the Mad Max series.

Mad Max Beyond ThunderdomeOther than Turner as Entity and the kids, what hurts Thunderdome the most is that it’s clearing trying to take the best-bits of Warrior (the refinery people in Warrior in need of rescue/ the kids at bartertown in need of saving in Thunderdome, the feral kid of Warrior/the tribe of feral kids Thunderdome, each film ends with a massive chase between Max and the baddies…) and make those pieces a little more tame and Hollywood friendly. But what the creators of Thunderdome ended up doing instead was to water down all the rough bits of Warrior and replace them with something a little more palatable and a lot less interesting.

It doesn’t help matters with the film that in the end Max does fly a group of children away even if it’s under some clearly non-magical circumstances. Still, Thunderdome isn’t all bad. Where would we be without the most famous line from the film, “Two Men Enter, One Man Leaves?”

Make Mine Batman!

BatmanIt’s difficult for anyone born after the fact to realize just how HUGE the original Batman (1989) movie was. To be sure there have been movies after that have earned more money but I don’t think that any other film since has come close to the hype and excitement that followed the lead up to the release of Batman – and then again months later again for the release of the film on VHS.

Back in 1989 I was 14 years old and remember desperately wanting to see Batman. Leading up to the release of the film, I recall Batman movie trailers, TV commercials, magazines, special comics, toys, etc., etc., etc. Batman was inescapable and because of my situation of being at that odd age of being too young to have a job (and therefore constantly broke) nor old enough to have a driver’s license I didn’t think that I’d ever get to see the movie.

That’s why on the Saturday afternoon the day after release I was surprised to find myself being whisked from the mall to the largest theater in town when my friend’s step-mom suddenly appeared with tickets in hand to the very next showing of Batman. “Does anyone want to go see Batman?” She asked. No one refused.

BatmanOthers I asked about their own Batman experience related that they remember standing in line in the hot Sun waiting for show time. We didn’t have that problem as we arrived at the showing a few minutes AFTER the movie had started only to find ourselves faced with a completely packed theater. And when I say “packed” I mean PACKED. We were all separated by flashlight wielding ushers and had to take whatever lone seats were available scattered throughout the theater.

It didn’t matter that I was about to see Batman next to a bunch of strangers – I was about to see a movie that would shatter every expectation people had about summer movies to that point.

The colossal success of Batman cannot be underestimated. The movie earned an adjusted $431 million at the box office and until the release of The Dark Knight in 2008 (aka Batman Part 6) it was the second most successful superhero film of all time behind the original Spider-Man (2002). And that’s not counting money spent on the ubiquitous black and yellow Batman logo shirts that were everywhere in ’89 or the VHS tape released just in time for Christmas that same year. I clearly remember that every video shop, convenience story and grocery in town had the tape in stock the winter of ‘89. One friend told me that he was so excited about the release of the movie on VHS that he ordered two copies – “just in case.”

Our family got our tape Christmas day and I must have watched it four or five times in a row that afternoon.

Others I talked to about their Batman experiences remember things like reenacting fight scenes from the movie with their friends (“One of the fondest memories I have of the film was the backwards punch Batman does in the film where the guy is sneaking up to him and he hits him without turning around. I actually tried this on a friend and almost broke his nose”), to the discovery of Tim Burton as a favorite director and all the memorabilia surrounding the movie.

I remember that during my freshman year of high school Travis Meyer, now local DJ and then school classmate, made me act out the scene everyday after lunch with him where Batman slams the baddie up against the wall to be asked, “Who are you?” I’ll let you decide who got to play whom.

BatmanBatman Returns and a long running animated series would follow in 1992. But sadly, after that it was downhill from there for the Batman franchise until Christopher Nolan would resuscitate the character with Batman Begins (2005) and ultimately The Dark Knight that would go onto become one of the top grossing films of all time.

Regardless of what would come, I’d have to say that from the standpoint of pure enjoyment my favorite superhero film is, was and always will be Batman.

Andromeda, Trixie, Captain Tripps, Motaba, KV and Rage (Oh, my)

The Andromeda StrainAt the end of this month, the cable channel A&E will premiere a two-part remake of the film The Andromeda Strain (1971). Though I’ve never been much of a fan of that particular film, I’ve always been intrigued by the central premise that humanity could be put into peril by something as seemingly innocuous as a microscopic virus.

In the original version of The Andromeda Strain, most of the inhabitants of the small town of Piedmont, Utah, die in mid-stride after a military satellite crashes nearby. Figuring that some sort of super-virulent space virus must be responsible for the deaths, a team of government scientists tries their best to stop the spread of the virus, code-named “Andromeda.”

The CraziesIn this film, the team of government agents is presented as altruistic with the single goal of eliminating the virus no matter the personal or political toll. This concept would be turned on its head in the George Romero film The Crazies (1973). Almost certainly a reaction to The Andromeda Strain, The Crazies deals with a virus code-named “Trixie” that’s accidentally released into a small Pennsylvania town’s water supply after a jet crashes nearby. Anyone exposed to Trixie begins to turn (well) “crazy.” Some of those affected act homicidal towards the government agents while others blunder around seemingly unaware of their surroundings.

Much like The Andromeda Strain, the government officials of The Crazies, here the Army, are shown to be relying on technology in order to stop the spread of the virus. Unlike the Andromeda Strain, however, in The Crazies these devices don’t work all that well, and ultimately government bureaucracy gets into the way of containing the virus.

The BlobThe Andromeda Strain wasn’t the first film to present the idea that something tiny might arrive from space to threaten humanity. The title creature of The Blob arrived on the Earth in 1958 as a seemingly innocuous glob of “goo” that grew gigantic by gobbling up every person it could find. The Blobwas remade in 1988 and given a The Crazies twist. This time, the creature of The Blob isn’t alien, but a military space experiment gone wrong. Here too, the team of scientists and military personnel are more interested in corralling the creature rather than protecting the population of the town.

The first half of the television mini-series The Stand (1994) dealt with a strain of superflu called “Captain Tripps” wiping out much of humanity while Twelve Monkeys(1995) depicted a future where people are forced to live deep underground in order to escape a virulent virus that has driven humanity to the brink of extinction.

Outbreak, also from 1995, had an Ebola like virus called “Motaba” being accidentally introduced to a small California town and the government coming in to contain the outbreak. Like The Blob remake, in Outbreak, a certain faction of government officials is only interested in containing the virus to use as a weapon and is willing to eliminate the town’s entire population to keep their virus secret.

The Omega ManExcept the military should be careful what viruses they choose to keep. The Omega Man, also from 1971, depicted a world of people turned mutant after germ warfare while the semi-remake I Am Legend (2007) had a genetically engineered virus meant to cure cancer known as “KV” that instead turns those infected into cannibalistic mutants.

Borrowing heavily from both the original I Am Legend novel and The Crazies, the film 28 Days Later (2002) showed an England overrun by people infected with the “Rage” virus bent on homicide while the sequel 28 Weeks Later (2007) had the U.S. military heading up the repopulation of the U.K. that’s willing to eliminate every civilian when this virus unexpectedly returns.

Then again, viruses aren’t always depicted as being bad in the movies. Let’s not forget that the virus that causes the common cold was the ultimate destruction to the Martians in The War of the Worlds (1953/2005). I guess the Martians were already immune to “Andromeda,” “Trixie,” “Motaba,” “KV” or “Rage.”

The Best Television Series of the 1970s

Neil BurnsideBack in the 1970s, the world existed someplace between the tensions of the Cold War and the possibility of a nuclear war. On one side was NATO, lead by the US, and the other the Warsaw Pact lead by the Soviet Union. Though these two “superpowers” weren’t involved in a traditional shooting war, there was a covert war being fought along the edges of the Cold War. This is where the characters of the television series The Sandbaggers operated.

Filmed and set in the 1970s, the series followed the exploits of British Intelligence agents known as “Sandbaggers” who acted as real life “James Bonds” minus the suave social skills, gadgets, gizmos and flashy tuxedos. Whereas Bond was shown constantly in motion around the globe, part of the Sandbagger job description included sitting behind a desk writing reports and shuffling paperwork. As Director of Operations, and overseer of the Sandbaggers, Neil Burnside (Roy Marsden) put it, “If you want James Bond go to a library, but if you want a successful operation go to your desk and think. And then think again.”

The life of a Sandbagger was not a safe one. A typical mission would be something like sneaking into a hostile country to extract a person of importance wishing to defect or a canister of film containing some state secret. If captured, a Sandbagger faced death or, worse, torture. They’re low paid, are seen as expendable by superiors and have to follow unsavory orders that they might not agree with.

Yet somehow there’s never a shortage of new recruits.

Director of Operations Burnside worked in the typical governmental system. Though he might have been in charge of, and responsible for, his compliment of three Sandbaggers Burnside didn’t have the final say on what missions the Sandbaggers would undertake. Above Burnside existed several levels of bureaucracy that constantly called Burnside’s often-crass judgments into question. In the series, nothing would rile Burnside more than when his Sandbaggers were forced to risk their lives in order to maintain the current government’s standing in the public eye.

Working alongside British Intelligence with a “special relationship” was the CIA Station in London. This “special relationship” was an arrangement in place between these two agencies to share some responsibilities and intelligence reports from time to time. Still, this relationship didn’t mean these two services existed in total harmony. In one episode, CIA Station Chief Jeff Ross (Bob Sherman) asked for help in extracting a wounded agent from the Soviet Union. Except this rescue attempt was a ruse set up by the CIA in hopes that the Sandbagger sent into the USSR would be captured, and the confusion that would follow would allow the CIA to mount the REAL rescue mission to extract their man.

Yet I got the feeling watching this episode that if the roles were reversed that British Intelligence would have done exactly the same thing to the CIA.

The SandbaggersDiffering from contemporary (and even modern) television shows, The Sandbaggers was written in a gritty, realistic style. From the sheer terror of a Sandbagger being wounded and all alone behind enemy lines to Burnside constantly fighting his superiors to make sure the Sandbaggers have a fighting chance to survive their jobs, stories in The Sandbaggers had an air of extreme realism. It’s hard to believe that a show as well written as The Sandbaggers existed alongside contemporaries of the time like The Incredible Hulk, Dallas and The Six Million Dollar Man. Even today, episodes of The Sandbaggers makes programs like 24 look positively juvenile in comparison.

Typical of most Brit produced television series of the time, the production values of The Sandbaggers was low. The picture of the series varies from harsh videotape quality to grainy film. And, for the most part, no matter which exotic local a Sandbagger traveled to, everything looks like it was shot somewhere in the UK. Yet The Sandbaggers manages to rise above low production values on the merit of plot, story and acting.

Currently, all 21 episodes of The Sandbaggers are available on three DVD sets. After you’ve checked out the DVDs, be sure to pick up a few issues of the comic book Queen and Country that “borrows,” to say the least, many elements from The Sandbaggers.

Download my synopsis of the very first The Sandbaggers episode entitled “First Principles” here in PDF format.