But
is it any good?
Sure,
the visuals look stunning, but a movie's made by
how good the story is. A review has been released
over at CHUD.com
that doesn't bode well for this upcoming movie.
The reviewer doesn't like the movie AT ALL!
Reprinted
with permission from CHUD.com.
A
slowly hyped science fiction film about the possible
origins of the species on Mars the red Planet set
to come out in the earlier part of the new year.
It focuses on what a hapless crew of four astronauts
inadvertently discover while on a routine survey
mission. The film takes place just after the first
few successful Mars missions, though the exact timeframe
of the movie is never quite clear. For a while there
are some futuristic elements present in the film,
most of it's content seems to be fairly rooted in
the present. As only the display panels on computers
and televisions seem to appear futuristic in nature,
everything else looks remarkably like what you would
see around you in the world today...Just a tad bit
cleaner I guess. Anyway the first four Astronauts
land on Mars without so much as a hitch, only to
discover a huge structure that shouldn't be on Mars
as it doesn't appear to be natural in origin. Which
of course fuels the astronauts sense of curiosity
and leads them to investigate into the strange and
unearthly phenomena with devastating results. As
everyone but one of the original astronauts is killed
in what one would call a very lame dust devil or
funnel, that swoops everyone up and tears them apart
literally.
Thus
a new crew of astronauts is called in to see what
happened on Mars after a distress call is received
from the planet, this crew being the new or main
focus of the film. As Captain Woody Blake (Tim Robbins)
and his wife Terri Blake (Connie Nielsen), alongside
Jim McConnell (Gary Sinise) and Phil Ohlmyer (Jerry
O'Connell) attempt to successfully pilot their ship
to Mars and rescue the original astronauts as they
have no idea how many people survived.
Taking
entirely way too long to get inside the Alien construct
as well as spending way too much of the film dealing
with the supposed emotional ramifications of all
the trauma the astronauts have suffered in getting
to Mars. Losing crew members, loved ones and friends,
again and again and again! Which quite frankly became
a major bore within the first 30 minutes of the
film! As there is literally one of the most painful
to watch scenes just after Tim Robbin's character
dies in space, as everyone just sits around in a
trance feeling miserable or sorry for themselves.
Which simply doesn't work in the way that the film
was done, as you really do not feel a thing for
any of the film's characters and so when any of
them dies you really do not care. A major flaw in
the film, especially a science fiction film. For
most films to be successful or at least enjoyable,
there has to be some sort of connection. Something
the audience can relate to, for if it isn't anything
for the audience to relate or connect to, then there
really isn't any point in watching the film. For
why watch a film if you couldn't care less about
what was going to happen to the people in it.
Which
is the most definitely the problem in Mission to
Mars, as there is no connection to be made at all.
Plus to make Matters worse it is a sci fi film,
which a lot of people have trouble connecting to
to begin with.
Oh
and before I forget, if you do see this film don't
forget to bring the crackers. As this film was full
of cheese, albeit real American cheese and not that
processed Velvetta crap! As there are so many scenes
in this film that will literally make you want to
vomit, they are so cheesy it make me sick just thinking
about it. Just as the fact that Mission to Mars
is pretty much a rip off of like 3 other movies.
Most notably The Abyss and 2001, right down the
soothing voice of the ship's computer and even some
of the music. Which I hope Mr. De Palma is ashamed
of, and to think we use to live in the same home
town."
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