BY BERT EHRMANN
I am in love with Halloween and she is a harsh mistress.
As a kid, I loved dressing up in costume and on many occasions wore
my Halloween costumes to school even if I had to break school policy
to wear my “duds”. (If you went to Blackhawk Middle School in the
late 1980’s, I was the kid who dressed up as a zombie year after year
who moaned and shambled his way down school halls during Halloween.
Apologies if I tried to bite you so that I could “spread the zombie
disease from person to person.” I was obviously a confused kid.)
For a while, I found it hard to stop going out Halloween night trick
or treating even as kids my own age were driving cars and exploring
the opposite sex (though not necessarily in that order). I remember
on several occasions having home owners refusing me candy saying that
that, “You’re too old to dress up.” To which I would reply, “You may
think I’m too old to dress up, but I’m old enough come back here tonight
after you go to bed and plaster your house with eggs.” Either I would
get candy out of this conversation or a punch in the gut.
Best of all, Halloween is the time of year that Hollywood inundates
cinemas across the country with their yearly slate of “scary” movies.
There are several of these “scary” movies due out in theaters next
year that I find interesting.
Speaking of zombies, George Romero’s Land of the Dead is due in theaters
this time next year. Land of the Dead is the fourth film in Romero’s
“quadrology” of zombie masterpieces dating back to the late 1960’s
with the original Night of the Living Dead.
I managed to get a copy of an early draft of the Land of the Dead
script and found it an enjoyable read. In Land of the Dead, the last
remnants of humanity have hidden themselves behind the defensible
walls of cities leaving the undead population outside the gates looking
for their next cannibalistic two-legged meal.
Inside this defended city, here Pittsburgh, there are the “haves”
who live in high rise buildings and the “have-nots” who work for the
wealthy upper-class cleaning their homes, guarding the gates or even
traveling outside the protection that the gates afford to retrieve
“must have” items people in the upper-class cannot live without. In
this world, a case of champagne can fetch upwards of several thousand
dollars. (It’s always the rich people looking for cases of champagne
that bring down the workingman!)
Enter Riley, member of the crew of the Dead Reckoning, a massive truck/tank
vehicle armed to the teeth for these excursions outside the city.
Riley’s one goal in life (before eventual death and zombification)
is to earn enough money on these dangerous trips to be able to buy
his way into one of the high-rise communities where he’d be able to
live out the rest of his life in a zombie free paradise. (The original
title of this movie was Dead Reckoning, which I like much more than
the current title. It has a dual meaning, which I really dig.)
Riley finds his chance at riches when the leader of the Dead Reckoning
crew, Cholo, goes a bit nutty taking the Dead Reckoning out to overthrow
the “haves” and to take a bit of the wealth and luxury for himself.
The “haves” offer Riley entrance into the luxurious hi-rises if he’ll
go out and stop the Dead Reckoning and her crew from accomplishing
their task.
Rest assured that by the end of the movie the zombies have breached
the gates, the living have been attacked and several of the high-rises
are set ablaze.
Simon Baker (TV’s The Guardian), Asia Argento (XXX), Dennis Hopper
(Cool Hand Luke) and John Leguizamo (Super Mario Bros.) are all set
to star in Land of the Dead.
Also on the horror horizon is a remake of 1979’s The Amityville Horror.
In The Amityville Horror, the Lutz family moves into their dream home
located in Amityville, New York. Unfortunately for them, their dream
home was the location for the entire DeFeo family being violently
murdered by their son Ronald several years prior. And after the Lutz’s
move in, they discover that evil spirits might infest their home when
an ominous voice shouts at them through the walls, “GET OUT!”
Things go from bad to worse for the family when the father begins
acting and looking like Ronald and taking an interest in rifles and
knives. (Which is never a good thing.)
Barring the deluge of lame sequels that followed the original The
Amityville Horror (one shot in 3D), the first movie was one of the
most frightening movies of all time, and not just because it starred
James Brolin. This new version of The Amityville Horror stars Ryan
Reynolds (Van Wilder) and Melissa George (Dark City).
A movie that should be of interest to animation buffs is Tim Burton’s
The Corpse Bride. The last time Tim Burton produced an animated movie
was 1993’s cult classic The Nightmare Before Christmas. One thing
that The Nightmare Before Christmas has over a lot of other movies
is staying power. New Nightmare merchandise still takes up valuable
shelf space at toy and specialty stores eleven years after the movie’s
initial release. I am guessing that financer Warner Brothers is hoping
for that staying power for The Corpse Bride.
Details on The Corpse Bride are sketchy, but what is known is that
the movie is based on a Russian fable where a man is tricked into
marrying a woman who is dead. The Corpse Bride stars Johnny Depp (The
Pirates of the Caribbean) and Emily Watson (Punch Drunk Love). I am
guessing that Emily Watson will play the husband and Depp the bride
though I may be wrong.