ER
: DO NOT RESUSCITATE
by Michael
Summers
ER in the 5th Season
Ask
any television guru: 5 years is the life span for a dramatic series.
A successful sitcom dies a slow death, lingering on for years after
it has run out of life while fans gather around, seeing a comeback
in every odd laugh or spurt of old comedic brilliance. But a dramatic
series crashes harder than a junky after a week long binge. It seems
to happen overnight, or at least over the summer. At the end of
the 4th season finale its the best show on television: interesting
characters, compelling stories, plot twists that seem to sweep you
up and send you flying down the story arc. But then the 5th season
premier comes along and its just. . . blah. The characters have
nothing to offer, you can't buy the conflicts and, worse yet, can't
seem to bring yourself to care. Who are all these new faces running
around? And didnt they do this story in the 3rd season?
The 5th season
has it's icy claws around the throat of ER. It won't be long now,
and like one of the shows conflicted but dutiful medical specialists
confronted with a difficult illness, I can't tell you why or how
its happening, I can only show you the symptoms.
One of the
strengths of ER and the one of the keys to it's incredible success
is that it's essentially a soap opera. The "real" drama of the emergency
cases gives ER its credibility, but as exciting as those cases can
be, that's not what has kept the ratings so high for so long. We
don't turn in to see what new trauma comes banging through the doors
during the episodes first 8 11
minutes (of course, when you count next time, thatll be the exception).
We tune in to see if that rapscallion Doug Ross will do right by
the tough-but-vulnerable Carol Hathaway; we tune in to see what
new horror the shows writers will throw at long-suffering saint
Jeanie Boulet; we tune in to see if super-woman Carrie Weaver will
reveal the human being behind the steely faade of efficiency; we
tune in to see if male ingenue John Carter will ever turn interesting;
we tune in to see if ex-family man Mark Greene. . . You get the
picture.
Doubtless you
have your own favorite character. And doubtless this character joined
the cast in the 3rd season at the latest. Because if you give a
damn about any of the characters added after that, you're far more
into ER than might be healthy.
Its a sure
sign that a show has lost the plot when they start (a) loading us
with new characters; and (b) these characters are all babes. And
its another sign of trouble when a show starts slapping them with
problems that dont seem to stick or yield much story material. That
Lucy Knight character is a perfect example. She was added last season
as a foil for John Carter. The sexual tension between the two was
about as spicy as applesauce, and their conflicts were boring. And
then, she was addicted to Ritalin for about three episodes. So,
does that mean Carter wasnt being overbearing earlier in the 4th
season? That Lucy was indeed immature/irresponsible/too young, because
of her addiction? No. It means the character had already run out
of steam, and the producers were desperately looking for something
for her to do.
And what have
they given us this season as far as new characters go? Some Greek
model/doctor: will he and Carol get together? Oooo, ya think? Good-looking
black woman doctor: can she reign in her youthful idealism and learn
to work within the system? Can she learn to accept that she's fallible?
Haven't they done this story before? A young rah-rah jocko doctor:
can he tame his youthful fire and learn to accept. . . ahhh, who
cares.
There are
probably a few others, but I can't remember who. Oh, yeah. Alan
Alda. True, he may not fit my theory since he is neither young nor
a model, but hes also not a character. Hes Alan Alda. And hell be
leaving soon. Older doctor faced with the fast-paced ER finds hes
not as quick on his feet as he used to be. Haven't you seen this
one coming?
The only new
characters to really make an impression are Doctors Corday and Romano.
Yes, Corday is a babe, but shes an interesting looking babe, and
an interesting character. In fact, for a newer character, shes very
believable. You can't predict what her response will be, and the
shows producers seem willing (or at least they used to) to take
chances with her like they used to with the original cast. She's
sometimes sexually aggressive, a little pushy, kind of tough, but
at the same time entirely sympathetic. In short, there are many
facets to her personality, just like a real person (sort of).
Romano may
be a babe. I don't know. (Actually, to me hell always be the "You-have-something-I-need"
guy from that X-FILES episode). And I'm not sure hes all that interesting.
I know hes not that believable. Hes too much the EVIL Dr Romano.
Hes Simon Legree with no moustache and a shaved head. But the sad
truth is that the tension he generates is SORELY lacking in ER these
days. He was the impetus in the only real cool thing that has happened
so far this season: Weaver stabbing Green in the back. I used to
roll my eyes every time Romano came on. Now I can't wait for him
to show up to relieve the boredom.
So, what do
you have? An aging and rapidly shrinking original cast who have
run out of story lines and are comfortably settling into wise-elder
roles. A handful of young bucks that look like models. A cartoon
villain. Sound like a soap opera to you?
In the original cast, only Peter Benton seems
to have some mileage left. Sure, we all want to know "what happens"
to Carol and Mark, but do we really want to see it? Mark Green was
a great character, but they've done all they can with him. we've
never been all that in to his professional career, so that leaves
his love life, and at this point he's either going to marry Corday
or not. Does he think he can do better? Do we want to see him start
all over AGAIN? And then theres Carol Hathaway. . .
Lets get right
to the point. Its 5th season. Give Clooney
the money so can come back long enough to ride off into the sunset
with Carol. Thats all were really waiting for. Then, wrap it up.
Give Green and Corday and Weaver and Carter and Benton and whoever
else their destiny. Pull the plug. We no longer have the energy
to invest our interest in a bunch of models in hospital greens.
And we've come to expect more from the show.
No offense
to ER. Its been a great show. But its 5th season, and even the best
of em aren't immune (though I dont know how NYPD BLUE manages).
End it now. 11/1/99
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